Cheeseburger Earmuffs

You love cheeseburgers, we get it. We can tell by your walrus like physique, your sweaty body, and your poor posture. Well now in addition to piling greasy cheeseburgers into your pregnant sized belly, you can wrap them around your ears to keep you warm during those harsh Canadian winters. The cheeseburger earmuffs are earmuffs … Read more

Astronaut iPhone Stand

The astronaut iPhone stand is an iPhone dock that will charge your iPhone that looks just a like a real astronaut, and your iPhone is the astronauts oxygen tank, or life support backpack, or whatever you call that thing. The astronaut is also depicted being a little distracted from his duties by checking his phone … Read more

GumPhone Smartphone Mouth Holder

As if the human race hasn’t already turned into zombies with their smartphones constantly in their face while they are sitting, standing, walking, running, shitting, dancing, working, flying, etc… Now you can finally give those arms a rest and just let your mouth hold your phone for you. The GumPhone is a device that you … Read more

Giant Flask Holds 1 Gallon Of Booze

Although the giant flask kind of defeats the purpose of carrying around a flask, the sasquatch flask as it is called can hold a whopping 128oz of your favorite booze to sneak haul into the next sporting event you attend, assuming you have a backpack wheelbarrow, and they don’t look into it. The giant flask … Read more

Flying Fuck Helicopter

The flying fuck helicopter is a remote controlled helicopter that you can fly around whenever you are feeling like you just don’t give a fuck. Are you at a sales conference? Fly the flying fuck helicopter into the middle of a presentation going on. Are you at a music festival? Offend all the peace loving … Read more