Fire Extinguisher Lighter

Oh how ironic, a fire extinguisher that creates fire, oh the humanity! Impress your friends as you light up your cigarette with a fire exinguisher. You will be such a hit at parties that everyone is going to want to talk to you. “Hey did you see Steve!”, they’ll say, “He lit his cigarette with … Read more

Reserved Beach Towel

Reserve your spot on the beach while you take a dump at the outhouse without coming back to some human manatee squating on your beach lounge chair by using the Reserved Beach Towel. The Reserved Beach Towel is a beach towel that has big black bold text on it that says RESERVED on it, with … Read more

Skyscraper Candles

Some men, just want to watch the world burn. God I love Captain America, what a great movie! The skyscraper candles are candles made to look just like a set of skyscrapers in a city, and was designed by Philipinno artist Lan Tuazon who hand makes each candle in her studio in New York City. … Read more

Taxi Mittens

In case you have a hard time hailing a taxi, the taxi mittens will assist you in your cab getting duties if your taxi driver has the eyes of an eagle. The taxi mittens are bright yellow and have the word taxi written down the inside of the palm so that when you need a … Read more

Heated Ice Scraper

Incase you didn’t want to use the Star Wars Wampa Arm Ice Scraper and look totally awesome while scraping your car’s windshield, the heated ice scraper is probably a better alternative that will help with icey windshield’s as it is heated via a long cord connected to your cigarette plugin. No longer will you need … Read more