Similar to a Roomba, the WORX Landroid is a robot that will mow your lawn while you sit back and sip beers and watch as all the robots you’ve purchased do thy bidding in your lawn and in your house. How the lawnmower works is you lay down a strip of perimeter wires wherever you … Read more
The Kuplok plate is a plastic plate that has a way to hold your plastic cup on the bottom of it. Simply squeeze the top of your drinking cup and fit it into the circular cup locking area on the bottom of the plate, the ridges around circle will lock your cup in place so … Read more
Often times when I work out, my arms get so toned sculpted and swollen that I can’t raise my arms up past my head. My body becomes so jacked and ripped that my arms no longer work properly for a few hours. Other than the attractive females that are in constant need of my attention, … Read more
Do you often find yourself drinking coffee while sitting in a chair and think “Why can’t I just set this scolding hot coffee mug on my lap?”. Well because the bottom of it isn’t designed to rest on a lap. The Lap Mug is a coffee mug that is designed to rest perfectly between your … Read more
The TabLift is a hands free universal tablet holder that you can basically encompass your body with so that your tablet can be in front of your face without using your hands to prop it up while you lie down, and makes the world inch a few steps closer to becoming the fat lazy humans from the … Read more
The pillow tie is a tie that you can inflate and use as a pillow in case you are at work and need to take an emergency nap, assuming you haven’t made a bed beneath your desk fully equipped with a compartment for a pillow blanket and alarm clock. To use it just tie it … Read more
Similar to a bell on a bike, the RunBell is a bell that you wear like a ring that you can ding to politely let people know that you’re about to pass them. Whether you’re trudging through a crowd of people, or just about to pass someone with 8 dogs on retractable leashes that are … Read more
It’s a fact that no one hates a sloth, they’re cute, they’re weird, they’re lazy, and they’re awesome. The Ask Me Why I’m Lazy shirt is a t-shirt with the aforementioned text on the front, and once someone reads your shirt you are supposed to flop the front of your shirt over your head like … Read more
As if your kitchen needed another appliance that you never use, the breakfast sandwich making machine will change your life for the worse, as the pounds pack on, the double chin arises, and your man boobs get a little more jiggle when you giggle. A year after purchasing your breakfast sandwich maker machine you will … Read more
It’s time for the annual Zombie Pub Crawl, you have no costume prepared, what do you do? The instant zombie attack shirt is a shirt that you can slip on and instantly look like you were attacked by a zombie and have therefore become a zombie yourself, searching the earth for brains. The zombie shirt … Read more