City Maps Etched Onto Drinking Glasses

You’re in Hong Kong wandering the streets, you’re drunk, you’re lost, what do you do? Trick question, you’re carrying around a cocktail glass that has a map of Hong Kong on it, the only trouble is you’re so drunk you’re having a hard time looking at the map without spilling your sweet, sweet booze. So … Read more

Skateboard Made From Bourbon Barrel Wood

What is a skateboard? It’s basically a piece of wood with some wheels on it. And that is essentially what the Hepcat Bourbon Barrel Board is. Made from actual bourbon barrels, the bourbon barrel skateboard is curved in the center due to the barrel which give it a unique and pretty awesome look, as well … Read more

Fonhandle is a Handle For Your Phone

Often times when I work out, my arms get so toned sculpted and swollen that I can’t raise my arms up past my head. My body becomes so jacked and ripped that my arms no longer work properly for a few hours. Other than the attractive females that are in constant need of my attention, … Read more

Lettuce Umbrella

The Lettuce Umbrella or Vegetabrella is a fully functioning umbrella that looks just like a head of romaine lettuce. Obviously made in Japan, the lettuce umbrella is designed with wrinkled green fabric to look like the lettuce, along with a brown handle that serves as the stalk of the lettuce. Perfect for vegetarians, vegans, or someone … Read more

Kelly Kapowski Sunglasses

Made by ToastyShades the Kelly Kapowski sunglasses are a pair of shades that have the babe herself printed on the lenses of the sunglasses so that wherever you’re looking people will assume you’re checking out Kelly Kapowski. Perfect for a trip to the beach, a ride into high school in your ’91 Mazda Miata, or … Read more

Go-Comb is a Comb That Fits In Your Wallet

The go-comb is a comb that is the size of a credit card that you can easily throw into your wallet and pull out in case of a combing emergency. Perhaps you’re on a date.. Haha, ok nevermind, you’re out to dinner with your mom and your hair looks terrible as usual, simply excuse yourself from the table, … Read more

80’s Boombox Messenger Bag

The 80’s boombox messenger bag is a man-purse that looks just like an old school boombox that the cool kids would hold upon their shoulders and pump “Whoomp there it is” from it’s terrible sounding speakers at an unreasonable volume as they walk by you, and will surely bring back the nostalgic memories of Zubaz, Reebok pumps, The … Read more