Skeleton Butler Side Table

Looking for that ultimate piece of Halloween decor that will turn your home into the classy, yet terrifying place you’ve always wanted? This skeleton butler side table might do the trick. It depicts a mini butler of the dead that seems to be carrying around a plate where you can set a drink or two … Read more

Ghosted Costume

Just when you thought things couldn’t get worse from the Cecil The Lion Killer costume, or the One Night Stand costume, here we are with a “Ghosted Costume”. Perfect for the lazy costume wearers that are looking to be clever, yet avoided at parties, the Ghosted Costume is made for women, and features one-sided text … Read more

Transformers Trucker Hat With a Dropdown Face Mask

This Transformers trucker hat contains a face mask that’s embedded into the hat that drops down and turns you into Optimus Prime, along with two eye holes to see through. The older you get, the lazier your Halloween costume gets each year, which makes this hat perfect for anyone older than around 14. Simply wear … Read more

Mermaid Dog Life Jacket Turns Your Dog Into a Majestic Mermaid

You may not be aware of it, but your dog desperately wants to become a mermaid, and this mermaid dog life-jacket will assist them in this monumental life change. My dog is so girthy that he sinks when he goes into a pool or lake, so without a dog swimming vest, consider him a goner … Read more

Walking Dead Zombie Mug Shows Zombies When Hot Liquid is Added

Drinking out of normal coffee mugs is no longer acceptable. If your mug doesn’t in some way change or become more awesome when hot liquid is added, you’re doing something wrong with your life. This Walking Dead inspired coffee mug makes zombies appear on your mug when you add in hot liquid. Much like the … Read more

Alien-Like Baby Carrying Pouch

Carrying babies is hard, why use your hands when you can carry them around like a kangaroo like nature intended? This sweater-vest-like garment allows you to carry your babies around in a big pouch on the front of it, and requires no slime during use.  To use this handy baby carrying pouch, just place your … Read more

Hooded Batman Backpack With Wings and Utility Belt

This batman backpack is an officially licensed DC Comics backpack that comes fully equipped with a batman hoody, batman wings, and a batman utility belt so you can fight crime and be a vigilante while looking completely identical to the real batman. After your child has grown too old for the batman booster seat, give … Read more