It’s coming time for Halloween, you love the Ghostbusters, but you’re lazy, you’re not as lazy as say… throwing on a t-shirt and calling it a costume, but you are lazy enough to throw on a mask and call it a costume, which is why the Ghostbusters Slimer mask is perfect for you. Officially licensed by … Read more
UPDATE: Check out the new scary peeper that taps on your window. The Scary Peeper is a creepy looking figurine that you can place outside your window and it will look like a creep is peeping into your windows. Sure to mentally scar your children for life, give your wife a heart attack, or your dog a seizure, the scary … Read more
The Rick Grimes bath robe is a replica of the clothes he wears on The Walking Dead except in bathrobe form, and will allow you to pretend to kill vicious zombies from the comfort of your home while your business sways in the wind for all too see. Officially licensed from the The Walking Dead, the Rick Grimes … Read more
Become Archer anytime you please by putting on the Archer suit long sleeve shirt, which is a t-shirt made to look like an exact replica of Archer’s suit. Officially licensed from the TV show, this Archer costume will have everyone hating you at the party you attend after you fully adopt the personality, charm, and charisma … Read more
Make your baby be the baddest of asses amongst his “friends” that he gets placed next to at daycare, let him show the bitches at daycare who takes care of business and tells that nanny when nap time is, let the rest of the babies know where to get your black market mid-afternoon snacks that … Read more
The E.T. Glove is a four fingered glove that is a replica of E.T. the extra terrestrial’s right hand, and when you press the index finger on something an LED light will shine out of the finger just like in the movie. I have no idea what this might be used for besides creepily touching … Read more
Similar to other lazy costumes such as the Instant Zombie T-Shirt or the 1970’s Hairy Chest T-Shirt, the Back To the Future Vest T-Shirt is a costume for the laziest of people who don’t want to take time out of their day putting on make-up, finding the right articles of clothing that match and fit … Read more
If you’ve ever wanted to become a crow, your time has come. The Realistic Crow Head is a giant mask similar to the Horse Head Mask that will make you look foolishly like a crow where you can creepily wander the streets, staring at people, with your beady, black, soulless eyes. Whether you are someone … Read more
Some men, just want to watch the world burn. God I love Captain America, what a great movie! The skyscraper candles are candles made to look just like a set of skyscrapers in a city, and was designed by Philipinno artist Lan Tuazon who hand makes each candle in her studio in New York City. … Read more
The Zombie Bikini is a bikini for ladies or weird men, that resembles a zombie and make your boobs look like zombie eyes, and your nether regions like the mouth of a zombie. The zombie bikini is a great gift idea for that zombie loving girl in your family, or that creepy overweight uncle that … Read more