The Star Wars Bouquet: A Valentines Gift For the Geek In Your Life

Valentine’s Day is coming. What have you gotten your girlfriend? Flowers? Bad choice! They will be in the garbage within 24 hours? A card? Even more useless, she will read it, laugh, and probably throw it in the garbage within 5 minutes of you leaving the room. Dinner reservations? That’s a start. Most years I … Read more

These Textured Rubber Gear Gripz Help You Hold Onto Your Slippery Devices

If you’re like me you’re constantly dropping your phone on your face while using it in bed or while laying down, dropping your phone in the toilet when taking a piss, or worse yet, dropping it off a ledge when leaning over to take a beautiful picture of the view. This tape, aptly named Gear … Read more

This Star Trek Enterprise Bottle Opener Makes Sounds Effects With Each Open

This Star Trek bottle opener takes the shape of the Enterprise ship, and instead of the old bottle opener that was just a basic chrome shape of the Enterprise, this one is much more detailed as I wouldn’t be surprised if you could see Captain Picard starting out of his window pondering life’s mysteries. Not … Read more

This Cube Bluetooth Speaker Is Made To Look Like a NES Controller

This cube shaped Bluetooth speaker is made to look like a Nintendo controller with the top of the cube having a D-pad where you can control the power, volume, and play/pause functions, and the sides of the cube all having speaker grills that look like the A/B buttons on the controller. Created by 8BitDo, the … Read more

The NES30 Is a Modernized NES Bluetooth Game Controller

The NES30 is a bluetooth gaming controller that you can connect to your phone, tablet, laptop, or really any device to play games using a modernized version of the original Nintendo controller. Playing games using a touchscreen is just about the worst thing ever, but due to this sleek and powerful Bluetooth NES controller you … Read more

Donnie Darko Frank Slippers

Donnie Darko, the classic 2001 movie starring a young Jake Gyllenhaal that no one actually understands what is happening. Yet, everyone pretends to know just what’s going on and that it’s simply a masterpiece. Maybe if you were more into movies like me you’d just get it, you mindless plebs just aren’t a movie buff … Read more

ScreenStick Is a Joystick For Your Smart Phone or Tablet

A lot of times pushing the on-screen buttons while playing games on your tablet or smart phone is damn near impossible, as you’re not looking directly at the buttons, and there’s nothing your fingers can touch to feel that they are in fact still in the touch zone of the on-screen button. This makes it … Read more

This Wizard Hoodie Lets You Cast Spells With Light and Sounds

This wizard hoodie has a lights and speakers embedded into the sleeves and hood of the garment that allows you to cast spells which make sounds and flash lights. The hoodie can detect different hand motions and has 9 different spells that you can cast that offer different sound and light effects. If you’re not … Read more

NES Nintendo Controller Soap (2 Pack)

You’ve got that thick nerd grease that’s attached to your skin for what you thought a was just a permanent thing. That is until now. The only way to fight nerd grease is with nerdiness. These extremely realistic NES controllers are made from 100% soap, and allow you to game all day while grasping onto a … Read more