If you were to buy a toy online after getting drunk or after taking some drugs, this would most likely be it. Euler’s Spinning Disk is an amazing mixture of science, art, and awesomeness. The disk is a scientific educational toy that’s meant to illustrate and study the dynamic system of a spinning disk on … Read more
The minimalist playing cards are a deck or cards that offer you the absolute bare minimum amount of visuals to tell you what the card is, and will most likely cause a few fights or possibly a few under the table shotgun deaths over who has won a hand. The cards are all white except … Read more
The giant chess board is played on a huge 10 foot x 10 foot mat, and is great for playing out in the yard and schooling your stupid ugly children in chess. Show your 6 year old who’s smarter while you castle, pin, and checkmate your way above them and leave them crying in the … Read more
The Batman Boomerang is an advanced returning boomerang for experienced throwers and is great for Australian Batman enthusiasts, Australian boomerang enthusiasts, or Australian Australia enthusiasts. If thrown with a medium toss with a slight angle and a medium release, this boomerang will come right back into your hands after decapitating a criminal or rapist. You … Read more
I know what you’re thinking… A pentagon has 5 sides, so why does it say 12 sided pentagon? I don’t ask question’s, I just type what the boss tells me, he’s actually keepking me captive and touches and tickles me in inappropriate places when you’re away… Please send help… Notify the police… Oh shit he’s coming… … Read more
These full body bumper balls are essentially fat suits that you can wear to fully protect your body so you can smash into each other while running at full speed without breaking every bone in your body. Well, everything except your head, which is arguable the most important part of your body. Perfect for kids to smash … Read more
The giant iceberg climbing wall is basically a floating mountain that you put in your lake, and can climb up and fall off without the repercussions of instant death, but instead end up with a nice cool dunk in to the lake. The giant inflatable climbing wall unfortunately can only hold up to 1,500 pounds of weight, … Read more
Sometimes, believe it or not, people go outside. I know it’s hard to think about stepping away from your game of World of Warcraft, showering off the leftover chunks of hot pockets in your neck beard, and breathing actual fresh gusts of air that didn’t come from your computer fan, but why not try to … Read more
The giant connect 4 game is great for children tall enough to reach to the top, or drunk adults sober enough to count to 4. Play it indoors or outdoors, Giant Connect 4 will spice up any outdoor BBQ party with a little strategy and tactics. The Giant Connect 4 game measures 48 inches wide, … Read more
Shock Ball Hot Potato is a game you should most likely play while in a state of inebriation where you pass the ball back and forth in a group of people until a timer runs out and shocks whoever is left holding the shock ball. When playing in a group, be sure to constantly pass … Read more