The motorized bumper boats are a great way to transport your fat body from one end of the pool to the other, to obtain a snack, or to get to the pool exit to release your bowels. Just hope that someone in another bumper boat doesn’t collide with your boat, because the way your fat … Read more
A couple questions here on these wooden cards: How do you shuffle them? Couldn’t you memorize the grains and shades of the wood on the aces? Splinters? When playing Go Fish can you ask “Do you have wood?”, $200 for wood cards? Are you a complete imbecile? The wooden deck of cards features 52 wooden cards … Read more
I won’t make a joke about how these rings resemble your mother’s jewelery, or how she would need to use all 5 of these rings to say afloat, just as long as you acknowledge that your mother is fat. Now that we are past that… The blow up ring toss game is great for having … Read more
The GoDogGo ball thrower is a remote control dog fetching machine that, with each click of a button, makes you lazier, and your dog less lazy, what a magical, and wonderful time it is to be alive. Just push the button to make the ball launch up to 45+ feet long or if you are … Read more
Ever wanted to play Yahtzee outside in your lawn? Me neither, but you can if you want, now that you purchased these giant lawn dice. Or maybe throw up a giant piece of cardboard against your wall and play a giant game of Three’s. The dice are made out of solid wood and measure 3.5 … Read more
The wobble chess set is a normal chess game except each piece is rounded on the bottom along with each square of the board, so everything wobbles. The wobble chess set is a great game to whip out when you are drinking, although I think the more drunk you get the less the pieces will … Read more
The iPhone Ball Maze Case is an iPhone case with a maze puzzle on the back of it. Basically when you are bored, and after you get bored of playing actual games on your iPhone you can flip it over and play an old school ball maze puzzle and your battery won’t even run out!
I’ve never seen why people play Russian roulette with real bullets when you could play with water balloons and have the same effect. You could even hire a petting zoo, and maybe a clown to go with it, you could really make a whole day of it. Each trigger pull tightens the grip of the … Read more
Show your friends who the true board game nerd is with the Giant Scrabble rug. All you need now are some giant velcro scrabble tiles and some immaturity and you got yourself a dirty rug you can hang on your wall. The rug measures 78” x 78” and is 100% nylon.