WIth the big boobs salt and pepper shakers you get to have a new salt and pepper set to add seasoning to your foods, and you get to class up your already stunning apartment with a naked lady that sits in your kitchen, ready to be groped and shaken over your food. The big boobs … Read more
The Karate Chop Lettuce Chopper is a lettuce cutter that is shaped like a hand so you can chop your lettuce like you would a rapist down a dark alley. Don’t ask why you would need to or ever want to buy a special knife just for chopping lettuce, just slowly pull out your credit … Read more
Is the crap you eat not unhealthy enough for you? When you are shoveling candy into your disgustingly fat mouth, are you thinking, I could probably somehow be getting fatter faster. Well no longer do you have to paint all your food with butter to achieve your weight gaining goals. The edible spray paint is … Read more
The cookie face mug is a coffee mug that looks like a face with an open mouth where you can store your cookies, since like you and most other fatties need a load of cookies to start each day off right. The cookie face mug is great gift for your fat office co-worker, your overweight … Read more
The dog hot dog slicer is a container you stick your weiner into and it will slice it up for easy consumption by children, and it’s fun to use since it’s shaped like a weiner dog and all… The dog shaped hot dog slicer cuts fun bit-size slices of hot dog, fits most standard sized … Read more
The sunnyside egg mold is a silicone egg shaper that makes your eggs resemble a cloud and a sun, and is sure to brighten up your otherwise depressing, suicidal thought filled day. The way it works is you put the egg whites in the large area, and then put the egg yolk in the sun … Read more
Now you can eat, drink, stand, and have an open arm to shovel greasy food into your disgusting mouth with the beer bottle plate. The beer bottle plate has an open circle in the middle of it so that you can hold the plate on your beer bottle, so that while you are standing with … Read more
The voice activated grocery list is a device that you can put on your wall and anytime you think of something you need at the store just tell it to the SmartShopper device and will store it, and then print out all your items whenever it is you decide to go to the grocery store. … Read more
When was the last time you ate a vegetable or a fruit? It doesn’t count when it was on top of a greasy pizza. I know it’s hard to consider, but think about if you were to ever eat something and not finish it all in one sitting. The Food Huggers Fruit an Veggie Savers … Read more
Sometimes it’s hard to measure the correct amount of pasta for the amount of people about to consume it. The I could eat a horse pasta measurer, lets you measure out your pasta in 4 different portions. Child size, man size, fat woman on diet size, and I could eat a horse, which is the … Read more