The Eggxactly is basically a toaster for eggs that lets you make hard boiled eggs without using boiling water in a pan, and uses 1% of the energy it would normally take using a pan and water. With the water free egg toaster it as easy to make a hard boiled egg as it is … Read more
Sometimes the simplest of things make the greatest enhancements to mankinds struggle on this organic spaceship that circles the sun. Humans have struggled with trying to balance deep fried tortillas upright on their plate for generations with little success. This revolutionary new product takes the characteristics of a plate, and the stylings of a holding … Read more
What do you call a corn cob holding dinosaur? A corncobholdersau… Ok that joke is just not going to work. The Dinosaur Corn Cob Holders were designed by Lana Flippone and are certainly an extravagant, and flamboyant way to eat your corn on the cob. Why use puny little corn cob grips when you can hold … Read more
As if the act of eating a 27 cent package of ramen noodles wasn’t sad enough, now you can eat your ramen with your phone so that you can eat and talk to someone via face time, eat while you play a game, or eat while you look at food porn all on your iPhone … Read more
The 2 in 1 bowl is a modern glass bowl that has an inside bowl to hold stuff and a little bowl on top to hold discarded extras from the food that was in the inside bowl. Now I could tell you, your mother could tell you, and your doctor could tell you that the … Read more
The reusable silicone zip lock bag is a container that resembles a large plastic bag, and closes like you would a zip lock bag, but you know… its made out of plastic. I’m not sure why you can’t just use a regular rectangle shaped plastic container, but who am I to judge. The plastic container … Read more
The pixel oven mitts are oven gloves that appear to be from some odd dimension where a mustachioed plumber runs around and hits bricks with his head. The 8-bit pixelated oven mitts assist you in picking up hot plates, bowls, platters, casseroles, and dishes, but unfortunately not chicks, you will first have to shave the neck … Read more
The Progressive International Vegetable/French Fry Cutter is obviously a vegetable and french fry cutter, that is a healthier alternative to buying french fries from fast food restaurants that are made out of 200 different chemicals that will most likely give you cancer, the Flu, and diabetes within 2 weeks, guaranteed. The potato french fry slicer includes two types … Read more
The cereal killer spoon is a spoon with the words ‘Cereal Killer’ imprinted on it, and if you couldn’t figure that out by looking at the image, let me direct you to our page dedicated to the blind. The Cereal Killer Spoon is made from a silver plated vintage spoon in the style of your … Read more
Make it seem like every day is a buffet with the Zevro Dual Dry Food Dispenser. Now you can throw away all those pesky cereal boxes laying around with only crumbs at the bottom, better yet, throw all your food away. You won’t need any other food lying around now that you have purchased the … Read more