If you need something to accompany your Voodoo knife block, this Voodoo toothpick holder might do the trick. Made to look like a Voodoo doll, the Voodoo toothpick holder is littered with little holes to hold your toothpicks, and is a perfect way to punish your ex-boyfriend after he cheated on you. Plus the Voodoo … Read more
This bacon scarf looks so much like delicious greasy bacon that I would probably just end up putting the end of it in my mouth while I wear it and walk around. I suppose this will have to do until they actually do make a scarf out of real bacon. Better yet, why can’t they … Read more
Although your dog has most likely never had a raw piece of meat in his life, we can just assume all dogs would devour it anyway. At some point a piece of raw meat has become the poster-child for things dogs love. These rugs were designed to look like 3 random pieces of raw meat … Read more
These containers are able to be vacuum sealed at an adjustable height depending on the contents of the container. If the container is full the cap with just sit at the top, but if the contents are low and near the bottom, you can simply push the cap all the way down to the top … Read more
This silverware was designed to float above your table as to not touch the counter and is great for germaphobes worried about contracting the flu from their fork touching a counter or table. When placed upside down the silverware hovers just barely above the surface not only to not get your fork or spoon dirty, but … Read more
When you don’t feel like serving nuts straight from the package like some sort of savage, this beer bottle shaped snack bowl might be what you’re looking for. Not only does the bowl serve snacks, but it also shows your guests just how much you love beer as you don’t just drink beer, you also … Read more
Every school has that kid in elementary school who eats hair. Now I’m not saying that your kid’s going to be a hair muncher because you gave him a cookie that’s shaped like a lady with a giant afro that they can give a haircut by munching on it, but I’m also not saying that … Read more
Aptly named ‘Crayum’, this pancake batter bottle is shaped like a pancake colored crayon, and is perfect for filling up with pancake batter and drawing a pancake onto your pan in any shape or form of your choosing. A perfect way to make fun shapes and creations out of your breakfast with the kids like … Read more
These chopsticks named ‘Munchtime Chopsticks’ will open and close the dinosaurs mouth with each squeeze of the chopsticks, and are perfect for kids just learning how to use chopsticks as you really can’t screw them up seeing as they’re attached to each other. By default the T-Rex’s mouth that sits atop the two chopsticks is … Read more
You’ve seen the single breakfast sandwich maker, but what kind of girly-man would only want to make one breakfast sandwich at a time? Your stomach has grown beyond one breakfast sandwich in the morning, you’ve stretched your stomach out so much with each meal it’s now requiring more breakfast sandwiches to curb your appetite. It’s … Read more