What is with stress relief toys all having to have some sort of sexual innuendo to them. I mean stress BALLS, and now stress sausages! You might as well just blow up a life-size doll of a man and beat the shit out of him the next time you’re stressed out! Perfect for relieving stress … Read more
Aptly named the Portable Pizza Pouch, this lanyard is able to hold a slice of pizza around your neck. Perfect for when your hands are filled with other slices of pizza, for when you’d like to save a slice for later but don’t have a box to put it in (but do have a pizza … Read more
Does it mark the beginning of the end of the world? Or does it mark the beginning of fabulously fashionable cereal eating? The Selfie Spoon is a new marketing ploy by Cinnamon Toast Crunch and it’s working. Plus, the best part is they’re actually giving it away for free if you can be on their … Read more
These appetizer toothpicks make it look like seagulls are devouring your food, albeit tiny white plastic seagulls, but seagulls none-the-less. A perfect way to spice up your lame cocktail party, these seagull toothpicks can give your party a coastal vibe to it so that when you throw a party in the middle of Oklahoma, your … Read more
Sometimes it’s nice to just look at beef and admire the shape and color of it along with the lines separating the beef from the fat. Sometimes I think I should have been a beef photographer in another life, assuming that’s a thing… This iPhone case makes your phone look like a big juicy steak. … Read more
I always wondered what Hank Hill meant when he said he sells propane and propane accessories. What did he mean by accessories? Did he mean BBQ grills? Spatulas? Well now I know what he meant. Hank Hill sells ultra portable camping stoves that connect right up to a portable propane tank. The stove connects to … Read more
Who can ever remember how many holes the salt shaker has and how many holes the pepper shaker has when their containers are opaque. Whichever one I pick up and start to sprinkle onto my food, it’s always the opposite one that I wanted. Sure I could take a few moments to figure out which … Read more
Brew Cutlery is a set of finely crafted silverware that offers a bottle opener on the end of each piece of silverware. You probably thought the spork was it for innovation in the silverware space, but here we are… No longer will you need to get up, dig through your junk drawer, and walk all … Read more
The Bone Appétit spoon is a cooking spoon that looks just like a caveman fashioned it from some rival neanderthal’s arm that he just murdered, and if you’re a fan of cavemen, the history of the human race, or perhaps just have a weird fascination with bones, this spoon might be for you. No longer … Read more
A perfect gift idea for a burly man who loves working with hammers, yet also loves the delicious delicacy of dark chocolate and how it makes him feel inside while he eats it alone in the bathtub filled with bubbles surrounded by a few flickering candles, a lovely romance novel, and a glass of Merlot … Read more