The Pooping Dogs Calendar is a calendar that features a new beautiful photo of a dog pooping each month. Perfect for dog owners, dog lovers, or people who just love watching dogs poop, the pooping dogs calendar is sure to brighten up your otherwise dreary and depressing office that seems inexplicably vacant of pooping dog … Read more
The Guard Dog Ceramic Money Box is a piggy bank, but you know, instead of a pig it’s a bulldog, and instead of being stupid, it’s pretty awesome. Made by SUCK UK, the bulldog coin bank will take that pile of coins that’s been sitting on the dresser in your room collecting dust, and turn … Read more
The realistic dog masks feature an array of masks that almost look real, with masks that resemble a German Shepherd, an English Bulldog, a Pug, a Basset Hound, a Black Labrador, and a White Poodle. With realistic horse head masks, zebra head masks, crows head masks, or even crying baby heads masks out there already, … Read more
The Brutus the Bulldog keychain is a keychain that looks like a french bulldog which you can throw on your keys in case you find yourself walking down a dark parking ramp when all of a sudden you see a group of well groomed men in a line, snapping their way towards you. To use … Read more
Are you a lazy pet owner? Would you rather sloth away on the couch and watch Netflix all day without having your dog or cat pestering you for some love, attention, and play time? Why not strap a laser pointer on to their collar and let them chase around a red dot until they either … Read more
The Pugalope is an art piece (I think) that is a mix of a Pug and an Antelope that will surely captivate, confuse, frighten, excite, and then sadden your guests as they look at it in wonderment. The Pugalope is a one of a kind art piece that is sure to be worth a fortune, … Read more
It’s getting to be that time of year again when your main goal in life is to make your dog look as stupid as possible. I think this Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Costume for your dog might do the trick… Perfect for an ugly little pug, or maybe an English Bulldog, the Freddy … Read more
The Naughty Dog is a firework that is a dog pooping out a black snake and after seeing as many fireworks as I have, I would rather spend a night watching these dogs poop out sparkling shits than watch actual fireworks. As you light the firework, the dog will push out a firey solid log … Read more
The Dogs Equis beer bottle is a dog toy that looks just like a Dos Equis Beer Bottle, and will most likely make your dog the most interesting dog in the world. Perfect for alcoholic humans who want to spread their love of alcohol to their dogs, or alcoholic dogs who just can’t get enough … Read more
The H204K9 is a travel water bottle for dogs where the cap is actually a bowl that you can use to pour water into and have your dog lap up the liquid goodness on a hot summer day at the park. Perfect for dogs, cats, gerbils, or drunk humans, the travel water bottle for dogs … Read more