Grow The F*ck Up: A Book That Teaches You How To Be An Adult

Growing up is hard work, you have to get a job, pay your bills, get student loans, buy a house, pay your mortgage, mow your lawn, fix your car, get married, make sweet love to your wife, and then you die. There’s a lot to figure out in the middle there, and this book tells … Read more

This iPhone 6s Plus Case Has a Bottle Opener and a Lighter On It

If you’re looking for a phone case that covers every one of your vices, look no further. This phone has a bottle opener on it to open your beers, a lighter on it to light your cigarettes, and assuming you’re going to pull up some porn on your phone, you’ve got that vice covered as … Read more

The Man Card Bottle Opener (2 Pack)

How pathetic and puny it would be if you were to just open your beer using some regular ol’ run-of-the-mill bottle opener, when you could classily reach into you wallet, pull out a stainless steel card, and open your beer using a elegant and epic mustache. The Man Card is a bottle opener card that … Read more

Instant Air Hockey Game

You know what never made sense to me about air hockey? They make the entire table push air out of it to make one little puck be able to float around more easily, which seems like quite a waste of energy when you could simply put a few batteries into the puck and just make … Read more

City Skyline Audio Wave T-Shirts

Landylines has designed t-shirts for every big city across America (with more on the way) by taking the design of the city’s skyline and turned it into an audio wave by taking the silhouette of the buildings and mirroring them to make an oddly hypnotic and cool design to sport your local city on your … Read more

This Convertible Bag Lets You Use It as a Backpack, Messenger Bag, or Briefcase

Depending on your destination and how you would like to be seen, the bag you’re carrying can speak wonders about you. If you’re going into a board meeting, you’re not going to want to be seen hauling a backpack around like some sort of drug dealer. Nor would you want to be seen carrying around … Read more

Prescription Pill Bottle Beer Bottle Opener

Sometimes you just have to prescribe yourself some beer. This beer bottle opener looks just like a prescription pill bottle, except the bottom of the bottle allows you to push down on top of a beer bottle to open a beer. Pill addictions are no laughing matter, except when mixed with beer. Dr. Al Koholic … Read more

The Loopy Phone Case Allows For Easier Phone Handling

Pretty much the exact same thing as the Neverdrop phone case that ran a successful Kickstarter campaign back in the end of 2014, the Loopy phone case is here with yet another way to help you stop dropping your $1000 iPhone. The Loopy is a phone case that has a silicone loop on the back … Read more

Coast Coasters: Wooden East Coast and West Coast Coasters

The Coast Coasters are a set of coasters that feature ridged edges on one side of the coaster that represent either the East coast or the West coast of the United States, depending on which coast you purchase. Perfect for one who lives on either of the coasts, or one who strives to someday live … Read more