The ugly Christmas sweater with an animated fireplace is a sweater that works along side your smartphone to display an animated fireplace within your sweater that actually crackles and sounds like a real fire. Simply download the app that coincides with the sweater, slip your phone into the secure pocket within the front of the … Read more
Have you ever wanted to carry your dog in a giant front pocket on your t-shirt? Ever wanted to carry around a cooler full of ice and beer right in front of you? Ever needed a mobile trash can that follows you around and is always in front of you? This giant front pocket t-shirt … Read more
We’ve seen our share of ugly Christmas sweaters around here. We’ve even seen some fugly ones. But none are as grimy and nasty as this Hairy Chest and Tattoos Ugly Christmas Sweater. There’s just something about seeing a grown man’s hairy chest bedazzled with Christmas cheer that repels us like nothing else in this world. … Read more
If you’re looking to do a quick sew job on a ripped pair of pants, or do some hemming on a dress that no longer fits, chances are you’ll spend about 10 minutes just trying to get your thread through the needle’s tiny little hoop at the end of it. I mean, it’s like its … Read more
Usually when I’m packing nice clothes that should probably belong in a garment bag, I stuff them into my luggage and let “tomorrow me” deal with it, which I then have to iron for about an hour the next day for it to look wearable. There’s got to be better options out there. Take for … Read more
If you’re looking for a mama shark Halloween costume, but would rather show some more skin than most shark costumes are able to, the shark bite swimsuit costume might be for you! It’s a one piece women’s swimsuit with a cut-out that looks like a shark is about to bite your body, either that or a … Read more
Sandals have got to be the worst choice of footwear to be endlessly wandering the Earth, searching for brains, but for some poor saps that got infected by the virus at the beach or at a Jack Johnson concert, it’s their reality now. The zombie feet sandals are a pair of sandals that are made … Read more
This Transformers trucker hat contains a face mask that’s embedded into the hat that drops down and turns you into Optimus Prime, along with two eye holes to see through. The older you get, the lazier your Halloween costume gets each year, which makes this hat perfect for anyone older than around 14. Simply wear … Read more
Much like how the animal feet socks made it look like you had animals paws of various different creatures, these occupation socks will give your feet their very own career. The occupation socks come in a bunch of different career paths to choose from, including doctors, firefighters, police officers, teachers, vets, nurses, military, lawyers, and … Read more
The Ice-T With Ice Cubes t-shirt is a shirt that takes the rappers Ice-T and Ice Cube and literally turns them into a glass of iced tea with ice cubes in it. Brilliantly designed by illustrator Marco Peschiera the Ice-T with Ice Cubes t-shirt was sold on the daily T-Shirt website TeeFury a while ago, … Read more