Need a shoulder bag to carry your baguette home from the grocery store or bakery? Assuming the only thing you bought there was a baguette, otherwise why wouldn’t you just put the baguette in the bag with all the rest of your stuff? Well, this baguette shoulder bag might be for you. Just think of … Read more
Some people are so green that they don’t even trust themselves to use their electricity properly. This light switch will immediately turn itself off once flipped on, and is pretty much completely useless other than using for a simple prank. Although using the useless light switch as a prank seems quite time consuming to install … Read more
These cleaning gloves have a sponge that’s built into one of the hands of the gloves so that you can easily clean your dishes without having anything extra to hold on to. The sponge covers your entire palm, and even takes the shape of all 5 of your fingers so that all you have to … Read more
Much like how the cash gun is a gun that shoots money to be used by the filthy rich, this champagne gun is a gun that shoots champagne which is also to be used strictly by the filthy rich. Spraying a freshly opened bottle of champagne on someone is a time honored tradition for Nascar … Read more
The Aopun is a small key-chain that you can carry around and use to open doors for you if you happen to be a germaphobe who doesn’t like touching door handles. To be honest there’s nothing worse than washing your hands in a public restroom, only to see someone who didn’t wash their hands walk … Read more
Similar to the Googly-Eyes Desk Clock we posted a while ago, the PopEye Clock is an analog wall clock that use black and white circles as the clocks hands to make it look like the clock is an actual eye. As time passes by it will look like the eye is looking in a different … Read more
This pizza night light features a mini slice of pizza that’s attached to s greasy paper plate, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a product that was more fit for a college student in my life. The pizza slice actually looks quite realistic, and I would guess that if a college student got drunk enough … Read more
This ice mold makes a giant pair of boobs (well, probably normal sized, but giant compared to regular ice molds) that allow you to take shots from each nipple. The ice mold allows for an opening on the top of each boob where you can pour down your favorite booze which follows an opening down … Read more
This lighter looks pretty much exactly like a regular cigarette and is the most meta way you can light your cigarette. To use it simply snap the filter part of the lighter over to the side and roll the the striker wheel just like you would a normal lighter, except with this one the striker … Read more
When it comes to toilet paper, you really have a wide variety of choices of wiping your leftover feces onto the faces of politicians. You can wipe your ass with Hillary Clinton’s face, with Barack Obama’s face, with Mitt Romney’s face, you even have the option to clean your toilet with George Bush’s head. Well … Read more