The serial killer playing cards feature a different serial killer on each card and tells you facts about them including their birth date, date of death, where they were from etc, and you will probably spend more time reading the cards than actually playing poker. If you are into poker games that take 10 minutes per hand due to … Read more
The vintage bicycle playing cards are a set of 1800 series cards that are pre-distressed so they look like they are from the 1800’s and were used in a poker game where someone was shot underneath the table with a shotgun, and a little bit of blood got on the cards, then were repackaged, sealed … Read more
The bomb pen is a writing utensil that looks just like an atomic bomb, and is great for writing haiku’s, creating art on your origami, or writing down earthquake survival instructions.The bomb pen comes with a notepad that looks like explosions, and best of all the pen is weighted perfectly so that it stands on … Read more
If you’re looking for something to match your carbon fiber toilet seat, or your carbon fiber playing cards look no further. The carbon fiber money clip is a money clip that will let everyone around you know of your high status and that you hold your money with the same material they make space ships … Read more
When you sit all day, sitting sucks, when you stand all day, standing sucks, so why not give yourself the option to work both ways so that you are not silently murdering your body while you slave away inputting data into a box for minimum wage? The Ergotron WorkFit-A Sit-Stand Workstation lets you rest your monitor, … Read more
The year long clock is an analog wall clock that has 1 hand on it that makes one full revolution every 365 days. Using the colors on the face of the clock you can begin to tell what season you are in, entering or leaving by where the hand is located. The 365 day clock … Read more
The splat and pow fly swatters bring us back to the old days of batman where instead of showing someone getting karate chopped in the throat by Robin, a big sign that says Pow, Kablamo, Plop, or Slosh would cover your screen, as the shear sight of violence in your home would set you off … Read more
Looking to get shot by a policeman next time you get pulled over? Good thing you just installed the gun shaped shift knob, which is a transmission shift knob that looks just like the butt of a pistol. Unfortunately the trigger doesn’t actually do anything, but hopefully someone can rig it up to do something … Read more
The minimalist playing cards are a deck or cards that offer you the absolute bare minimum amount of visuals to tell you what the card is, and will most likely cause a few fights or possibly a few under the table shotgun deaths over who has won a hand. The cards are all white except … Read more
The katana bookends make it look like you have a katana sword stabbing through your books to hold them up, and will make you the coolest kid in chess club. The bookends have a hidden bracket on the inside of the last book on each end that connects to the sword with a magical new … Read more