Do you often find yourself getting off the toilet with red rings around your thighs, numb tingly legs, or a family member banging on the door because you’ve been in there for over 20 minutes? This toilet timer might help you decrease your pooping time to just 5 minutes. Basically a sand timer for the … Read more
Watching your kids sports games is great and all, but those bleachers can sure make your ass sore fast! The Sweet Cheeks bleacher cushion is a novelty seat cushion that will both make your seat a whole lot softer to sit on, and make it look like you’re wearing just a thong while showing off … Read more
Maybe you had one of those days that wasn’t too bad, but also wasn’t too great. Maybe you’ve already finished most of the bottle and only have a little bit left. Or maybe you just want to be a little weird. All of these scenarios are the perfect situation for a half glass of wine. … Read more
Tom Hanks has the distinct abitlity to simply give his first name initial along with his last name to give thanks to someone. So obviously someone took advantage of this amazing opportunity and turned Tom Hanks into a hilarious thank you card. Designed and created by the Etsy store ECTOPLASMICprints, who seemingly take their pop-culture … Read more
You’ve been with your girlfriend for 2 years now, it’s about time you pop that question! So how do you go-about making your girlfriend the happiest she’s ever been? You propose to her using this prank engagement ring box. The second you open it, she’ll see a guy showing his butt, along with a loud … Read more
The pooping pooches calendar is back yet again for the new year of 2017. Get a new picture of a dog pooping with each passing month. With their 2015, and 2016 calendars being such a hit, I think it’s safe to say that the pooping dogs calendar is here to stay, whether you like it … Read more
This company offers a service where they will text message your friends or enemies some spoilers that occur in popular television shows in hopes that they haven’t seen the latest episode yet and spoil the ending to it. It seems that around every week or month they do a new spoiler after taking votes from … Read more
The frame-a-friend kit is essentially just a bunch of damning evidence that you can scatter around someones room to make them think they’ve committed some sort of murder while they were black out drunk the night before. Each pack is filled with random crime scene items, but a typical pack comes with items such as … Read more
Sure, you can mail someone elephant poop through the mail, a bag of dicks through the mail, or even an envelope of mayonnaise through the mail, but nothing quite beats the disastrous and long-lasting effect of glitter. If you used glitter within the last 10 years, chances are you still have some in your hair … Read more
Sometimes it’s nice to have a real quality product that you know is going to help you, like when a Chapstick container tells you all sorts of healing mechanisms like skin protection, sunscreen protection, how it’s going to help moisten your dry lips, and so on… And then there’s products like these that say Unicorn … Read more