Michelangelo’s David Dirty Light Switch Plate

This light switch plate has a design of Michelangelo’s David on it which has the hole for the light switch positioned ever so perfectly so that you are turning David on and off, not the light, it’s almost like someone planned it that way. If you have ever seen the actual David statue, this light switch … Read more

These ‘Shittens’ Are Disposable Mitten-shaped Moist Wipes That Cover Your Entire Hand

There are certain times when changing a babies diaper where you need 1 baby wipe, and there are other times where you need about 3 packages. For those extra messy diapers, you may want to check out Shittens! Shittens are disposable baby wipes in mitten form, so you can just slip one on over your … Read more

This Alarm Clock Breakfast Griddle Lets You Wake Up To Fresh Sizzling Breakfast

We all remember when Michael Scott from the Office had the brilliant idea of setting a Foreman Grill next to his bed and would wake up to the sweet scent of bacon cooking every morning, that is until he burned his foot. But in reality this idea isn’t all that bad. Who wouldn’t love rolling … Read more

This New Earwax Candle Kit Helps You Create Your Own Disgusting Candle From Your Earwax

Why spends tens of dollars on a 12 pack of candles when you can simply make your own at home for free? That’s just what this new candle kit allows you to do. Except instead of using melted down candle wax, you get to make candles using your own earwax! The unique Emma Dean’s Earwax … Read more

These Prank Voice Activated Stickers Make People Yell ‘Paper Towel Now’

Here at OddityMall, we love a good witticism. Surely you’ve seen the “I’m Holding A Cup of Coffee So Yeah I’m Pretty Busy” coffee mug or the “Frog Parking Only All Other Will Be Toad” street sign (I can’t decide if I’m laughing or weeping tears of shame). Either way, today I’m sharing another good … Read more

You Can Now Get a Seat Belt For Your Bicycle

How many times have you been riding your bicycle, fallen off, and thought to yourself “if only I was wearing a seat belt”. Well, yes, there’ now a seat belt that you can get that attaches right to the seat that straps you right into the bicycle’s seat. It attaches right to any standard bike seat, … Read more