omadmin The Dog body pillow is a life-sized Labrador that acts as a body pillow, and is a creepy replacement for lonely people that don’t want or can’t have a real dog, although it’s not quite as creepy as the Muscular Arm Body Pillow, or the Fake Girlfriend Body Pillow. Take solace in knowing your watch … Read more
The clothespin reading light is a clip that you can attach to your book and will act as a reading light to help you read in the dark. Believe it or not, some people actually buy or rent physical books that you can open up and flip through actual pages of paper that have many … Read more
No you don’t need an iPhone dock that looks just like a French Bulldog, but is there anything on this site that you do really need? The french bulldog speaker has a dock on the top of it to make it look like it’s balancing an iPhone on its head, and is sure to fuck … Read more
Oscar Mayer has released an iPhone app that will act as an alarm clock with sizzling bacon noises as your wake up call, but a lucky few will be able to use the app with a device that connects to your phone that emits sweet smells of freshly cooked bacon, so that you can literally … Read more
The mirrored fence is a concept designed by an American designer named Alyson Shotz from Brooklyn NY, and is a sure fire way to injure your dog, birds, or stupid humans. The mirrored fence creates an infinitely long landscape as it reflects and is almost completely camouflauged when looked upon at certain angles. The fence … Read more
The cheeseburger socks are crew socks that make your legs look just like cheeseburgers, and if you are spotted wearing them by an obese lady in Walmart, just hope to God she’s not faster than you, or at least just hope her motorized cart is low on batteries. The cheeseburger socks will go great with … Read more
The E.T. Glove is a four fingered glove that is a replica of E.T. the extra terrestrial’s right hand, and when you press the index finger on something an LED light will shine out of the finger just like in the movie. I have no idea what this might be used for besides creepily touching … Read more
The ice cream sandwich bench is indeed a bench that looks just like an ice cream sandwich and will go great with your cheeseburger bed, your pizza slice sleeping bag, and your pita bread pencil holder, all while you chow down on your 8 lbs of lucky charms marshmallows. Live vicariously through your furniture without … Read more
Similar to Sex Panther Cologne which 60% of the time, it works every time, Sure Fuck cologne works 100% of the time, as its name suggests. Not only does using this cologne guarantee you getting some action, but you also get a free condom so that you don’t accidentally create a baby you, which this … Read more
The Lunaround Moon Watch is a watch that not only tells you the time of the day and the day of the month, but also tracks the rotation of the moon around the Earth. Why try to find the Moon in the sky using your eyes like some sort of Neanderthal, just look down at … Read more