omadmin Stop dragging your knuckles on the ground, today you’ve created an invention to drink liquids without having to put your lips directly into a puddle of brown stale liquid you found on the side of your cave. You’ve fashioned a drinking vessel from a rock, my guess is you probably took some hallucinogens to further … Read more
There’s no other way to make an apple pie, a tray of tater tots, or a pot roast than to take it out of the oven using an oven mitt that looks just like a baseball glove, you just wouldn’t be an American if you didn’t… And if you’re not American, you’re certainly not going … Read more
Sometimes a quality comb is just what the doctor ordered, imagine combing through your angel hair with a steel goddess of a comb like this, and even better anything that is matte black is instantly cool, you will gain many friends once they see you murdered out your comb. Almost as awesome as the stainless … Read more
Want to get ripped up like Joe Rogan but don’t want to shell out money for a new Zombie Bell, or Primal Bell everytime you need to increase your weight? The Kettleclamp lets you attach your own dumbbells so that you can use it in a kettlebell type fashion, and will fit any size, type, … Read more
The Screwpop is a keychain that has many different functions, one version includes a flashlight on the end of it, and the other version includes a stash case to keep money, drugs, or Flintstones vitamins in to keep dry and air tight. Both versions include a bottle opener, as well as an integrated clip that … Read more
The drink holder pillow has two pockets on the top of the pillow where you can hold your beer or remote while you lounge away your life in front of the tv. Sometimes reaching all the way to the coffee table is just too hard, why reach an extra 3 feet when you can easily … Read more
When you sit all day, sitting sucks, when you stand all day, standing sucks, so why not give yourself the option to work both ways so that you are not silently murdering your body while you slave away inputting data into a box for minimum wage? The Ergotron WorkFit-A Sit-Stand Workstation lets you rest your monitor, … Read more
“She had man-hands!”The man hands are giant oversized man hands that you can wear like gloves to make yourself look like a silly person with giant hands. The giant hand gloves most likely have no real world purpose other than slapping people, poking people, giving awesomely powerful high-fives, and creepily stroking peoples faces. Tired of … Read more
The 9v battery flashlight is a small device that you can attach directly to a 9v battery to make a mini flashlight and is great for campers, hikers, and late night walkers and stalkers. Equipped with six super bright LEDs, the 9v battery flashlight is sure to make your flashlight retrieving needs a bit more … Read more
The year long clock is an analog wall clock that has 1 hand on it that makes one full revolution every 365 days. Using the colors on the face of the clock you can begin to tell what season you are in, entering or leaving by where the hand is located. The 365 day clock … Read more