Comb Bottle Opener
Often times I find myself combing my hair and think “I should be drinking a beer right now”. Why not combine the two greatest…
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Back Massaging Robot
Sometimes it’s hard to get a back massage. I mean no wants to touch your back when it’s constantly sweaty. I mean, why do you…
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I’m A Twat Coffee Mug
The I’m a Twat Mug is a coffee mug with the words “I’m a Twat” printed on the bottom of it so that when…
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Duckbill Shaped Dog Muzzle
The duckbill shaped dog muzzle is a great way to shut your dog up and make him look like an idiot at the same…
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Shock Ball Hot Potato
Shock Ball Hot Potato is a game you should most likely play while in a state of inebriation where you pass the ball back…
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Pixelated Oven Mitts
The pixel oven mitts are oven gloves that appear to be from some odd dimension where a mustachioed plumber runs around and hits bricks…
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Butterfly Knife Style Pen
Sometimes someone hands you a document that is so important that you just need to sign it in the most flamboyant, glamorous, and elaborate…
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Zombie Solar Powered Light
As if a zombie would ever need to, or know how to hold up a light or lantern, the zombie solar powered light defies…
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Super Grip Lock Deadbolt Strap
The super grip lock deadbolt strap is a strap of fabric that you can attach to your deadbolt and doorknob so that the door…
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Ice Cube Tube Tray
The Ice Cube Tube is an enhancement to your run-of-the-mill ice cube tray where as it lets you fill it up easily by just…
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Steak Wrapping Paper
The Steak Wrapping Paper Set is a set of wrapping paper that after being wrapped, your gift will resemble a juicy steak straight from…
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Grohe Digital Temperature Faucet
The Grohe Ondus, is a series of modern looking digital bathroom faucets that let you digitally set the temperature and the water pressure of…
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Potato French Fry Cutter
The Progressive International Vegetable/French Fry Cutter is obviously a vegetable and french fry cutter, that is a healthier alternative to buying french fries from fast food…
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Backwards Wall Clock
The Backwards wall clock is a clock that has backwards numbers on it and it’s hands move counter clock-wise. The backwards wall clock is…
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Magnetic Light Switch Plate Cover
Often times I think how great it would be if I could just hang shit on my light switch. Like why can’t I hang…
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The Paw Plunger is a Dog Paw Cleaner
What better way to clean your dog’s paws then to let him step in to your coffee mug. The Paw Plunger is a dog…
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Motorized Bumper Car Boats
The motorized bumper boats are a great way to transport your fat body from one end of the pool to the other, to obtain…
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Wooden Deck Of Cards
A couple questions here on these wooden cards: How do you shuffle them? Couldn’t you memorize the grains and shades of the wood on…
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Donkey Ass Cigarette Dispenser
Great for smokers ages 8 and up, the Donkey Cigarette Dispenser will hold on to your smokes for you until you dispense one from…
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Baseball Bat Flashlight
Sometimes a flashlight just isn’t enough to fend off rapists and/or intruders that may come into your house at night, so why not mix…
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Ninja Knife Magnets
I can’t think of a better way to show your daughter how proud you are of her for getting an A+ on her spelling…
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9mm Bullet Shaped Earbuds
Similar to the pencil ear buds, the bullet shaped earbuds will make it appear as if you were shot in both ears, but instead…
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Cereal Killer Spoon
The cereal killer spoon is a spoon with the words ‘Cereal Killer’ imprinted on it, and if you couldn’t figure that out by looking…
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Giant Inflatable Ring Toss
I won’t make a joke about how these rings resemble your mother’s jewelery, or how she would need to use all 5 of these…
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Mailbox Security Vault
Personally I need my mail to be as secure as possible, I wouldn’t want anyone stealing my coupons for 3% off at Kmart (only…
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Gas Burner Grill Protectors
Can we all agree that cleaning a gas stove is the worst chore in the world, no matter how hard you scrub, that splattered…
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Grass Ring
Made out of sustainable walnut wood and all natural grass that has been dried and preserved, the grass ring is hand made from start…
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Missile Balloons For Your Car
The inflatable missile balloons are unfortunately just a concept made for a marketing competition that won a Cannes Lions award in 2004. If the…
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Hand Crank Phone Charger
When camping, sometimes it’s nice to have a phone with you to get Justin Beiber’s latest tweet so that he can keep you updated…
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Grass Blade Shaped Pens
The terribly named, probably wrongly translated ‘Pooleaf’ pen is a pen that resembles a long blade of grass, and is sure to spice up…
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Theres No Place Like 127.0.0.1 Doormat
If you don’t understand then move along, the 127.0.0.1 doormat is a product for nerds, losers and/or virgins only. Place this mat by your…
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Zombie Bottle Opener
The Zombie Bottle Opener is a bottle opener that resembles a zombie, and if you couldn’t figure that out from reading the title and/or…
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Authentic Yankee Stadium Bleacher Bar Stool
These authentic stadium bleacher seats were pryed off, out from the original Yankee Stadium before it was demolished in 2010 and made into a…
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