Zombie Pen Holder
The zombie pen holder is “supposedly” a “dead” zombie that is laying on the ground because your pen is sticking out of it’s chest.…
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One Night Stand Halloween Costume
The one night stand costume is a halloween costume that makes you a night stand, as in one single night stand, a non plural…
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Straight Jacket For Babies
The Woombie is a straight jacket for your baby when your sick of them crawling all over around the house, and you just need…
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Giant Iceberg Inflatable Climbing Wall
The giant iceberg climbing wall is basically a floating mountain that you put in your lake, and can climb up and fall off without…
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Portable USB Mini Humidifier
The portabable usb powered mini humidifier is a device that you can connect to a water bottle and will use the water from the…
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Shadow Clock
The shadow clock is a clock that has no hands, but instead has many lights that surround the clock that turn on in intervals…
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Hidden Tie Flask
No longer will you have to sit through those dreaded boring meetings sober. With the flask tie just fill up the tie you are…
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Tactical Manticuda Knife
The Manticuda Knife is a tactical knife that you basically hold like a gun while you are doing your stabbings. Designed by a former…
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Mini Crowbar Keychain
Whether you need to open tiny boxes, break into doll houses, or kill little zombie people, the mini crowbar keychain should assist you in…
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Ninja Star Coat Hanger
The Ninja Star Coat Hanger is a ninja star that you can attach to your wall and hang your coats, hats, fanny packs, or…
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Maine Weather Stick Barometer
The Maine weather stick is a natural weather predicting barometer used by some Native Americans that will detect the weather and tell you what…
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I Could Eat A Horse Pasta Measurer
Sometimes it’s hard to measure the correct amount of pasta for the amount of people about to consume it. The I could eat a…
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Guitar Sidekick Smartphone Holder
The guitar sidekick is a universal smartphone holder that attaches right to your guitar for when you need to look at lyrics, tabs, notes,…
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Milk Pitcher With Cow Udders
The pitcher with udders is, you guessed it, a pitcher that has an inner lining resembling cow udders, and is great for drinking milk,…
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Waterless Hard Boiled Egg Toaster
The Eggxactly is basically a toaster for eggs that lets you make hard boiled eggs without using boiling water in a pan, and uses…
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Motion Activated Candy Dispenser
The motion activated candy dispenser lets you get candy into your sticky little palms with the wave of your hand. The old style candy…
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Dentures Bracelet
Feeling as though our posts lately haven’t quite been odd enough to live up to our name, I present to you the dentures bracelet.…
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Taco Plates
Sometimes the simplest of things make the greatest enhancements to mankinds struggle on this organic spaceship that circles the sun. Humans have struggled with…
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Air Cork Wine Preserver
I heard from someone that people will occasionally not finish a bottle of wine after they open it, and try to save the wine…
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Mace Spraying iPhone Case
The Spraytect iPhone case is a case for smartphones that has mace attached to it, so that in case of emergencies, you can spray…
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Voodoo Knife Block Set
The voodoo knife block is basically a man that is being stabbed 5 times that kindly holds your knives for you. The voodoo knife…
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Hidden Tampon Flask
The tampon flask is a tube that you can fill with liquor and then put into a fake tampon wrapper and smuggle into sports…
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Outlet Plug Holder
Why reach all the way to the floor when you need to pick up a power cord plug? Reach 10 inches less when you…
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Stratachute Parachute Lawn Game
Sometimes, believe it or not, people go outside. I know it’s hard to think about stepping away from your game of World of Warcraft,…
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Ceramic Letter Dishes
The letter dishes are ceramic bowls shaped like whatever letters you like that you can put candy, fruit, vegetables, or cocaine in, and is…
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Chalkboard Beer Mug
The chalkboard beer mug is a tall beer mug that has a chalkbaord surface that you can write on with chalk. No longer will…
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Cigarette Butt Magnets
Give your home that classy touch with the cigarette butt magnets, which are magnets that resemble a cigarette butt that you can use to…
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Cat Shaped Ice Cubes
The cat ice cube tray takes you one step closer to your life goal of becoming a cat lady. No longer will you need…
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Giant Connect 4
The giant connect 4 game is great for children tall enough to reach to the top, or drunk adults sober enough to count to…
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Falling Books Bookend
You just bought your first book, congratulations! Once/If you ever finish reading it, how will you ever set it on a shelf without it…
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Fish iPhone Charger Organizer
The Goldie CableKeep fish iPhone Charger cover is a piece of rubber that you attach to your iPhone’s charger that you can wrap your…
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Gun Shaped Blank House Key
The gun shaped house key is a blank key that you can get duplicated to use as your house key, and will more than…
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Campfire Log Mover and Turner
Now you can truly become king of the campfire with the Campfire Log Lugger. The Log Lugger is a long steel pole that is…
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