Puking Reindeer Ugly Christmas Sweater

If the humping reindeer ugly sweater wasn’t enough for you, how about this puking reindeer sweater, which coincidentally depicts what you’ll be doing in a few hours after entering the party. Featuring a red solo cup hanging from the antlers, along with a dirty song strung across it’s back, the puking reindeer sweater will make a … Read more

What The Fuck Should I Make For Dinner Cookbook

This question has puzzled mankind for ages, it’s such a tough decision, and one of the greatest first world problems of them all. Zach Golden, the author of ‘What The Fuck Should I Make For Dinner’ gives us a plethora of recipes to cook with descriptions and explanations that will make a sailor blush. Derived from … Read more

KATIO: Cat Litter Box That Sits In Your Window Like an AC Unit

The Katio is a cat litter box that is designed to sit in your window like an air conditioning unit would. This not only saves room in your bathroom, closet, or living room where the litter box would normally go, but keeps the nasty smells and terrible views of a litter box away from where … Read more

Neverdrop: iPhone Case With a Finger Strap On The Back

Neverdrop is an iPhone case that has a strap on the back of it for your finger to help you securely hold your phone so that you don’t drop it. Never again will your grubby little paws drop your phone, shattering it’s screen along with your dignity, just strap the phone to your chubby little … Read more

Unicorn Corkscrew Wine Opener

The Screwnicorn is a unicorn that has a corkscrew in place of it’s horn and is perfect for a magic the gathering party, LAN party, or any nerdy virgin party that enjoys the magical enchanting companionship and wisdom of a unicorn. Although, do nerds really drink wine? I assume they stick to their Minute Maids … Read more

Piano Bag

The Piano Bag is a bag that is made to look exactly like a Steinway & Sons stand-up piano, and is just about the right size to use as a briefcase or a bag to hold your laptop. Perfect for a piano teacher or piano lover, the Piano Bag has features an extra pocket on the inside … Read more

Humping Reindeer Threesome Ugly Christmas Sweater

You know those light up reindeer people place in their yards that are just made from wiring and some lights? As a young stallion boy we used to run around our neighborhood and stack them up on each other like they are humping and run away giggling without a care in the world, that is … Read more