The mitten flasks are a pair mittens that contain a straw in one of the thumbs that connects to a secret plastic bag of booze hidden within the mitten. To use it simply fill it up with booze prior to leaving the warmness of your home, then once you are out in the cold and your body … Read more
The Ergonomic Shovel by Bosse Tools is a snow shovel that has an adjustable handle to fit whatever way you would like to hold it. Perfect for a pregnant women who just got tasked with shoveling the driveway, a feeble armed man who has no callouses on his hands yet, or a farmer on cow … Read more
The Portable Tow Truck is an emergency tire traction strip that you can place in front of your car’s tire to get a grip when you are stuck in the snow. Perfect for someone who doesn’t have snow tires, someone driving a rear wheel drive sports car, or someone who has made a terrible life … Read more
They say you can warm your body just by looking at a picture of a beach… Well now you can. Hot Art is a new Kickstarter campaign that is a piece of art that you hang on your wall that doubles as an infrared heater. Simply choose a piece of art from their library or … Read more
SnowBYTE is a remote controlled snow blower robot that will allow you to snow blow your driveway from the comfort and warmth of your own home using a camera that is attached to the front of the robot. Still in an early phase of development, the robotic snow blower has already seen a few different … Read more
Salty the snowman is a transparent salt shaker that is shaped just like a snowman and is great for using during the holidays to store your salt and/or cocaine in. What better way to celebrate the holidays than to do a few snortskies with friends and family off of a decorative Santa slay that are … Read more
The Beardo HD Printed Ski Mask are ski masks that have an HD image printed on them so that it makes you look like a dog, or a lion, etc. when you have your goggles over your eyes. The Beardo ski masks come equipped with a small breath hole to help you breath and drink … Read more
The smoking mittens are mittens that have a hole through the fingers area so that you can slip a cigarette through to your mouth and smoke it, all while keeping your hands nice and toasty. You’ve been banished to the outdoors because no one wants to be around you, so you might as well keep … Read more
The Bluetooth Smartphone Gloves are a set of winter gloves that have an integrated phone handset embedded in them so that you can talk using your thumb as an ear piece and your pinky as a microphone. No longer will you need to look like a total douche with a Bluetooth device lodged in your … Read more
The iPhone scarf is a scarf that has a pocket with a window in it so that you can see and use your phone while out in the cold. No longer will you have to hold your phone like some sort of savage when out on a walk, just slip it inside the phone pocket … Read more