You’ve seen the Donald Trump toilet paper, and you’ve seen the Donald Trump cat scratcher, now its time to allow you to actually beat the living hell out of Donald Trump and have it look completely normal without causing any scenes. Fun for the whole family, this Donald Trump pinata features the Donald’s signature hairline, … Read more
If you’re one of those people that get a hankering for a snack in the middle of the day but don’t actually want to eat anything because you’re trying to lose weight, this Pop-Tarts iPhone case might be for you. The case is made to look like a pop tart that’s slowly easing its way … Read more
If you think about it Geordi La Forge is pretty similar to Rambo, what with all the Borg, Romulans and Cardassians he’s slayed over the years. You wouldn’t know it, but under that awkward yellow uniform lays a man that looks like he was sculpted from marble. The Reading Rambo t-shirt mixes Levar Burton’s show … Read more
Although testicular cancer month has just passed, we’ll post this anyway. Know Thy Nuts is a scrotum shaped bar of soap that’s attached to a rope, and is sure to keep your balls nice and clean and smelling nice, plus the rope assures that you don’t drop the soap, which assuming you’re showering alone shouldn’t … Read more
The frame-a-friend kit is essentially just a bunch of damning evidence that you can scatter around someones room to make them think they’ve committed some sort of murder while they were black out drunk the night before. Each pack is filled with random crime scene items, but a typical pack comes with items such as … Read more
Ever wonder what it would look like if a super tiny and extremely long wiener dog crawled into your ear and out the other? These earbuds will surely assist you with your weird ideas. Obviously made and sold in Japan, these wiener dog ear plugs are made with one front end of the wiener dog … Read more
Often times when I’m spinning mad disc, I get the hankering for some pizza. But since I rip disc so often, I would be a fat lard if I ate a pizza every-time my disc went flying. Luckily someone made a Frisbee that looks just like a pizza, so that when I do get that … Read more
We’ve seen the Bernie Sanders action figure, along with the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker, and now we have Vladimir Putin with his very own action figure doing what comes normal to him, and that is riding a bear shirtless while wearing camouflage pants. Using the best mode of transportation available in Mother Russia, Vladimir majestically jaunts … Read more
This tiny replica of the Queen of England, Queen Elizabeth II has a litle robot hand that continuously waves back and forth. The hand is powered by a small solar panel located on the Queen’s hand bag, which you wouldn’t think would gather much energy through its tiny surface area, but I guess it really … Read more
Need a shoulder bag to carry your baguette home from the grocery store or bakery? Assuming the only thing you bought there was a baguette, otherwise why wouldn’t you just put the baguette in the bag with all the rest of your stuff? Well, this baguette shoulder bag might be for you. Just think of … Read more