This Tarantula Dog Costume Turns Your Pooch Into a Giant Spider For Halloween

By now, I’m sure you’ve seen the viral video of the dog in a spider costume scaring the ever loving shit out of unsuspecting numskulls that see a giant spider coming their way, if not, check it out below. Now you can be the owner of said dog, just put the spider costume on your … Read more

Scented Candle That Smells Like Freshly Signed Divorce Papers

Nothing quite matches the smell of freshly signed divorce papers, so why not recreate that smell years after you actually filed for divorce to celebrate the riddance of that bitch you wasted 5 years of your life on. Made by the Flicking Candle Company, the freshly signed divorce papers scented candle is made to smell … Read more

You Can Now Get a Turkey Shaped Butter Sculpture For Your Thanksgiving Table

There’s a few things that are pretty much mandatory for every Thanksgiving table, including of course stuffing, green bean casserole, and obviously some turkey. Though there may now be an addition to this list now that I’ve found out about these cute little butter turkey sculptures that exist. Why have a normal boring stick of butter … Read more

This Company Makes Incredible Holographic Halloween Decorations

Paper and plastic Halloween decorations are so last century. What we need is some high tech decorations that will actually scare people both inside and outside of your homes. Think about it, the more you scare kids at your door, the more candy you have for yourself at the end of the night. These amazing … Read more

You Can Now Get Unique Cotton Candy Flavors, Including Jalapeño, Pickle, Bacon and more

Summer is the time for trips to the zoo, carnivals and the state fair! As a kid, the treat I looked forward to the most was cotton candy – I loved how it melted in my mouth. There is now a Spicy Jalapeño Cotton Candy that will not only melt in your mouth, but it … Read more

This Halloween Prank Toy Taps On Your Window When It Senses Movement Inside

As if the original scary peeper was not creepy and scary enough, they had to go and make it even creepier. This new and improved Scary Peeper attaches to the outside of your window and has a sensor on it which, once it senses someone walk in to the room, it will tap three times … Read more

You Can Now Get a Donald Trump Cat Scratching Post

We all remember the Kim Jong Un cat scratcher post that we posted back in 2014 that cost an ungodly amount of money because it was a one-of-a-kind or something stupid like that. Well someone has of course made the same type of cat scratcher post in the from of Donald Trump, because at this … Read more

There’s Now a Coffin Pool Float Helps You Lounge Yourself To Death

It’s a hot, sunny day and all you want to do is lounge on the water and not be disturbed. This killer Pink Coffin Float is the perfect escape to bury yourself in! For you sun-worshipers, you can leave the lid off to enjoy your surroundings and soak up some rays. When you’ve had enough … Read more

There Are Now Eye Shaped Stickers That Help You Sleep At Work/Class With No One Being The Wiser

It’s been the dream of lazy office workers and party students for millennia. “What if I got tattoos of eyes on my eyelids, then I could could sleep during [work/school] and nobody would know”. Well now there’s a better solution, and you don’t have to needle ink to your eyelids. These amazing eye shaped stickers … Read more