This DIY Vasectomy Kit Includes Everything You Need For an At-Home Surgery

Ok, if you haven’t figured out from the 2 seconds it took you to click onto this page, yes it’s a prank box. I won’t string you along for 6 paragraphs only to drop a sentence at the end mentioning that this is in fact a joke. This company makes a slew of hilarious prank gift … Read more

This Keepsake Lets You Seal and Frame Your Newborns First Poopy Diaper

We keep trimmings from our child’s first haircut, their first outfit and bracelet worn home from the hospital, and plenty more. But what about your child’s first poopy diaper? Well, this company has taken it upon themselves to create a sealed keepsake so that you can hang your newborns first sludgy black poop session right … Read more

This Spartan Soldier Knife Block Is The Ultimate Way To Display Your Knives

The Sparta Knife Block is a holder for your knife set that looks like your knives are being stabbed into the shield of a Spartan soldier, as he hurls a knife sharpener at you using his free hand. Perfect for history nerds, knife block collectors, or for someone who loves the movie 300, the Sparta … Read more

Twerking Santa

Santa is certainly known to be a wholesome, jolly, honorable man that brings joy to billions once a year, but what happens when Santa gets a little eggnog in his system with just a little too much booze in it? He of course likes to get out to the club and twerk the night away. … Read more

These Hilarious NSFW Hot Dog & Marshmallow Roasting Sticks Are For After The Kids Go To Bed

Sure sticks and extendable forks are great and all for cooking hot dogs over a campfire, but what’s so funny about that? When the kids are gone to bed, that’s when the real fun begins, and what better way to make the campfire extra hilarious then with these hilarious NSFW hot dog roasting sticks. They’re … Read more

Michelangelo’s David Dirty Light Switch Plate

This light switch plate has a design of Michelangelo’s David on it which has the hole for the light switch positioned ever so perfectly so that you are turning David on and off, not the light, it’s almost like someone planned it that way. If you have ever seen the actual David statue, this light switch … Read more

These ‘Shittens’ Are Disposable Mitten-shaped Moist Wipes That Cover Your Entire Hand

There are certain times when changing a babies diaper where you need 1 baby wipe, and there are other times where you need about 3 packages. For those extra messy diapers, you may want to check out Shittens! Shittens are disposable baby wipes in mitten form, so you can just slip one on over your … Read more

This Funny Live Nudes Shower Curtain Makes For The Perfect Dad Joke

Here at OddityMall, we love a good shower curtain. I mean, there’s just so much potential! You basically have a blank canvas in your bathroom that may or may not have a naked person behind it. The possibilities are endless! We’ve shared some pretty iconic shower curtain designs already, from this disturbing overweight mermaid to … Read more

This Alarm Clock Breakfast Griddle Lets You Wake Up To Fresh Sizzling Breakfast

We all remember when Michael Scott from the Office had the brilliant idea of setting a Foreman Grill next to his bed and would wake up to the sweet scent of bacon cooking every morning, that is until he burned his foot. But in reality this idea isn’t all that bad. Who wouldn’t love rolling … Read more

This New Earwax Candle Kit Helps You Create Your Own Disgusting Candle From Your Earwax

Why spends tens of dollars on a 12 pack of candles when you can simply make your own at home for free? That’s just what this new candle kit allows you to do. Except instead of using melted down candle wax, you get to make candles using your own earwax! The unique Emma Dean’s Earwax … Read more