For those of you who still read books that have physical pages, and to filter down even further, those of you who enjoyed the Wizard of Oz movie, this wicked witch of the west legs bookmark may be for you. Depicting the witches legs protruding out out from the bottom of your book to save … Read more
A Chimera is a Greek mythological creature known as a monstrous fire-breathing hybrid that contains body parts that are made up from more than one animal. What better way to do some parenting than to bring this lovely creature into your child’s life as a toy to shape their young and fragile mind. Chimeras (the … Read more
The Teddy Bear Lamp is a lamp that’s made from a teddy bear but instead of having a regular snugly teddy bear head, their head was ripped off and the top of a lamp was stuffed down the body of the bear. Perfect for deranged children, dark souls that just want to watch the world … Read more
Pie Face is a board game that’s somewhat similar to Russian Roulette which instead of the game resulting in numerous deaths, this game results in a hilarious pie being splattered onto someones face. Simply load the throwing arm with whip cream, a wet sponge, or whatever nasty substance you’d like thrown in the losers face … Read more
Snug Magnets are a set of different colored diamond shaped magnets that allow you to create amazing 3D illusion art pieces on your fridge. The magnets not only stick to the surface of your fridge but will also snap together which allows you to place them in all sorts of different directions, creating amazing 3D … Read more
This childrens bath towel has an integrated hoodie with green pointy ears that will make your child look like Yoda from Star Wars. A perfect addition to your child’s bathroom repertoire (assuming they even know what Star Wars is), the Yoda bath towel will not only dry the body, but will dry the head at … Read more
All your friends are polluting the world with excess children that suckle their wallets dry, and here you are with no kids, able to do whatever you want, whenever you want, and have so much cash your wallet’s about to explode George Costanza style. Why not gloat a little bit with one of those stupid … Read more
The Bungee Bath is a bungee cord for your bottles for use in the shower or bathtub that connects them to the wall so you will no longer drop the shampoo bottle on your toe, slip and fall in agony, bash your head on the faucet, die a tragic and painful death, and be found … Read more
Your glasses require special care, about as much special care as you give a fresh hot dog you were given at a baseball game on the way back to your seats. This glasses case is made to look exactly like a hot dog in a bun. Why? Well, ‘why not?’ is the real question. Why … Read more
The shark laundry basket is a hamper that is designed in a way that you throw your dirty clothes into the mouth of the shark. Perfect to place in the bathroom to toss your soiled pantalones into after a night at the taco buffet, or to keep in the kids bedroom or playroom to store … Read more