The zombie pen holder is “supposedly” a “dead” zombie that is laying on the ground because your pen is sticking out of it’s chest. I find it hard to believe a Zombie would be incapacitated because of a simple pen sticking out of it’s chest, I could see if the pen was sticking out of it’s … Read more
The paper airplane push pins are little mini paper airplanes that resemble a paper airplane that you can use to pin stuff to a corkboard, pin stuff to your walls, or attempt to throw into your friends eyes. The paper airplane push pins are not flimsy little things made of paper, they are actually made … Read more
Organize your cables into one handy dandy area with the modern desk cable organizer. The cable organizer holds on to the ends of your cables when not in use, so that they don’t fall of the end of your desk, and when you are using the cables, it keeps them organized, parallel and neat so … Read more
The I’m a Twat Mug is a coffee mug with the words “I’m a Twat” printed on the bottom of it so that when the victim takes a sip, everyone can see the words in big black bold text, except the stupid idiot taking a drinking from it. The I’m a twat mug is great … Read more
The DrinkClip clip-on cup holder is a clip that attaches to any table or shelf and will hold your drink, your phone, or whatever you feel like putting in there. Sometimes when you purchase the 1/2 gallon sized big-gulps at the gas station, you have no room on your desk to hold the monstrosity, so just … Read more
The Bear Staple Remover allows you to remove your staples with a little bit of class, elegance, and animal sounds coming from your mouth with each staple removed. Although $70 may be steep for a staple remover, just think about how many times you will use this, probably one time to test it out, and … Read more
Finally you can give up on life and let yourself go without letting anyone know about it. The dress pant sweatpants by BetaBrand are made to look like a fine charcoal wool set of trousers but if you look closer, it’s just some sweaty guy in sweatpants. I can’t imagine spending $108 on sweatpants when … Read more
The Build-On Brick Mug is a coffee mug with the ability to attach building blocks to the outer surface of the mug. The Lego mug is compatible with Legos, PixelBlocks, Mega Bloks, KRE-O, and Knex Bricks. Now you can build something completely offensive sticking off of your coffee mug and make your co-workers look at … Read more
In light of the new season of Arrested Development, there is no better time to purchase a World’s Best Analrapist mug. Don’t blow yourself waiting for this deal, prove to yourself you’re a man’s man, don’t prematurely shoot your wad and leave yourself with a mess on your hands, give yourself some time for a … Read more
The Fitnes Ball Chair will help with your back pain, align your spine, improve your core, and give you a chair to sit on. The chair includes a 52 centimeter ball and holds up to 300lbs of ass. Bounce your way to your next promotion using the fitness ball chair. Warning: flatulence will rumble louder … Read more