This is spinal tape is a roll of tape that has an image of a spine on it, and is really only funny if someone asks you “What is that?”, you can then respond with “This is Spinal Tape”, so basically the only reason you would use this tape is to tell people what it … Read more
Similar to other lazy costumes such as the Instant Zombie T-Shirt or the 1970’s Hairy Chest T-Shirt, the Back To the Future Vest T-Shirt is a costume for the laziest of people who don’t want to take time out of their day putting on make-up, finding the right articles of clothing that match and fit … Read more
Pefect when worn with the Hairy Legs Stockings, the hairy feet slippers are a pair of plush slippers that make it look like you have hobbit feet, and will help distract people from how hairy your knuckles are and how they drag on the floor when you walk. The hairy hobbit feet slippers are for … Read more
You’ve seen the sad Keanu meme, now buy it in 3D and relive it every day of your life while he sits atop your monitor at work, on the mantle above your fireplace, or on the top of the toilet as you poo. The only sad thing about it is it’s missing a half eaten … Read more
The titanic gravy boat is a gravy boat shaped like the Titanic, as in it’s a boat, so why not make it look like the titanic, and you know mashed potatoes, icebergs, and so on… Why not spice up your thanksgiving dinner this year with a gag item joking about a tragedy that killed 1,500 … Read more
The Indiana Jones dog costume is a halloween costume for your dog that firstly makes him look like a complete fool, and secondly makes him look like Indiana Jones. What better way to have a good time this halloween than to dress your dog up in a stupid looking costume, drink some cocktails, have fun, … Read more
Your wife has been cheating on your for years, you’ve known it the whole time and have been waiting for your opportunity for revenge, what better way to get back at her than to put a severed horse head pillow under the sheets next to her while she is sleeping. She will wake up slightly … Read more
Rules for sitting in the ultimate evil villain chair are as follows: You must be planning to take over the world, you must be bald, you must be wearing a shirt that is the same color as your pants, you must be holding a cat, whenever someone enters the room you must say a cheesy … Read more
Whether you are looking to appear creepier than usual everwhere you go, stand awkwardly on a street corner for a few hours, are starting your own sex cult after watching Eyes Wide Shut, or just looking for your next Halloween costume, the long nosed Venetian Mask should suit your needs nicely. This basic mask comes … Read more
This Monty Python inspired wall clock is sure to spruce up your current bare wall with hilarity. Just make sure you clean the grease and dirt off first, also it wouldn’t hurt to vacuum every once in a while. This clock is a DIYer, so click through to the instructions if you would like to … Read more