No need for a stove, microwave, or messes that you need to clean up, with the Rollie Eggmaster you simply drop in some eggs, and within minutes you have a phallic shaped egg stick, ready to pop into your mouth. The Rollie is also able to cook burritos, cinnamon rolls, pizza rolls and more.
Cook your man his dinner with some class, and wear the sexy lingerie apron while your slaving away at that meal. What will be even sexier is when you are done cooking, you do the dishes while wearing the apron, and then after that you can sweep and mop the floor, all while looking super … Read more
The Progressive International 6-In-1 Multi Opener opens 6 different types of seals and lids including bags, safety seals, pulltabs, bottle caps, bottle tops, and jar lids. You no longer have to make that long haul trip to grandma’s house just to open that bottle of jam for her. Just get her the 6 in 1 multi opener … Read more
Hand crank your way to peeled deliciousness with the Back To Basics Apple and Potato Peeler. The peeler will core, peel, and slice anything you decide to attach to it. Including a 5 year warranty, the apple peeler is made of enamel coated cast iron, stainless steel blades and a chrome shaft.
Easily make fresh natural fruit juice by putting in whatever fruit you want into the bottom container, then fill the main container up with water, give it a shake, and voila, you have natural, healthy fruit juice. It’s either this or you can just continue drinking your 120oz. 7-11 Big Gulp filled with Mountani Dew, … Read more
The 3 in 1 CitrusPod tool will help you with all of your lemon or lime needs in the kitchen. Cut your lemon or lime on the built in cutting board, squeeze the juices out without getting your hands all sticky and the filter keeps out the seeds and pulp, and when you have leftover … Read more
I find the body of christ at church doesn’t fill me up enough, they only give you a tiny bit, and usually I’m still craving more Jesus by the tme I get home. The Jesus toaster imprints the face of Jesus on every piece of toast you make. Now you can eat the body of … Read more