The pitcher with udders is, you guessed it, a pitcher that has an inner lining resembling cow udders, and is great for drinking milk, or using for a creamer cup, but is terribly useless and wouldn’t make any sense for any other kind of liquid poured into it, unless you just feel like being whacky … Read more
The Eggxactly is basically a toaster for eggs that lets you make hard boiled eggs without using boiling water in a pan, and uses 1% of the energy it would normally take using a pan and water. With the water free egg toaster it as easy to make a hard boiled egg as it is … Read more
The motion activated candy dispenser lets you get candy into your sticky little palms with the wave of your hand. The old style candy machines have the crank that you turn and everyone knows that the little flap that you have to pick up to get your candy is filled with the Flu. How many … Read more
Sometimes the simplest of things make the greatest enhancements to mankinds struggle on this organic spaceship that circles the sun. Humans have struggled with trying to balance deep fried tortillas upright on their plate for generations with little success. This revolutionary new product takes the characteristics of a plate, and the stylings of a holding … Read more
The voodoo knife block is basically a man that is being stabbed 5 times that kindly holds your knives for you. The voodoo knife block includes a set of 5 knives and a knife block, aka ‘guy being stabbed’ and will add a bit of depression and sadness to your otherwise happy and gleeful kitchen. … Read more
Why get the front of your hand full of poop germs by touching the soap dispenser when you could just touch it with the back of your hand to get your soap. It is probably a fact that 90% of the Flu virus is spread through soap dispensers, but since the back of your hand is immune … Read more
The reusable silicone zip lock bag is a container that resembles a large plastic bag, and closes like you would a zip lock bag, but you know… its made out of plastic. I’m not sure why you can’t just use a regular rectangle shaped plastic container, but who am I to judge. The plastic container … Read more
The cabinet door soft close adapter is a device that you attach to the inside of your cabinets so that when you close the cabinet door, it catches it and slowly closes it the rest of the way with no noise. No more waking the wife up next time you need to get up in … Read more
The Progressive International Vegetable/French Fry Cutter is obviously a vegetable and french fry cutter, that is a healthier alternative to buying french fries from fast food restaurants that are made out of 200 different chemicals that will most likely give you cancer, the Flu, and diabetes within 2 weeks, guaranteed. The potato french fry slicer includes two types … Read more
Can we all agree that cleaning a gas stove is the worst chore in the world, no matter how hard you scrub, that splattered spaghetti sauce from 7 months ago never seems to come off. Who makes a stove top white anyway? Why wouldn’t they just make it the same color as tomato sauce? None-the-less, the … Read more