The magnetic measuring spoons are a set of measuring spoons that are magnetic so that you can attach them to your fridge, or oven for easier convenience when in need of a measuring spoon. While you’re at it, why not pick up some magnetic plates, bowls, cups, and utensils and just throw everything on your … Read more
Sometimes you just need to cut, eat, devour, and defecate your pizza as quickly as possible, and get to your next meal as fast as you can, you live to eat, and you eat to live… Whatever that means, it sounded better in my head. Meet the epicurean pizza cutter, which is a long blade … Read more
Finally rubbing your poatoes won’t seem so weird to everyone else, since now it serves a purpose. The potato scrubbing gloves are a pair of gloves that you can wear to strip away the skin on potatoes, just strap on the gloves, grasp your potatoes firmly, and start rubbing like a 14 year old watching … Read more
The wall mounted table is basically a slab of wood that you can attach to your wall, throw some chairs around it and call it a table, and is a modern and minimalistic way of making more room in your tiny, crappy little room you call a kitchen. Just because you have a large tub … Read more
The nibble cake pan is a cake pan that has a small mini pan outside of the main pan so that you can make a tiny little cake to taste so that you don’t have to cut in to the actual cake and ruin it for everyone and ruin your son’s birthday that will scar … Read more
The Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters are a set of cookie cutters that will make cookies in the shape of sex positions. Let your children learn how babies are made with a fresh batch of cookies this Christmas. Your child heard weird noises from your bedroom last night? Bake up a batch of Kama Sutra cookies … Read more
The Joseph Joseph folding colander is a colander that when unfolded is completely flat, and perfect for storage, but has 12 hinges that lock into place, and when done so, form into a prefectly shaped colander. The folding colander is great for washing fruits and vegetables or draining your pasta, and it won’t take up … Read more
The soup and cracker mug is an oversized mug that has a second area to keep things in that you would like to keep dry or away from the main area of the mug. The mug is great for having soup and crackers, carrots and dip, or for keeping your nuts in one area, and … Read more
As if your kitchen needed another appliance that you never use, the breakfast sandwich making machine will change your life for the worse, as the pounds pack on, the double chin arises, and your man boobs get a little more jiggle when you giggle. A year after purchasing your breakfast sandwich maker machine you will … Read more
The blood splatter cutting board is a mis-shaped cutting board that looks like a pool of blood after you murdered your spouse with a butcher’s knife and it is now pouring down the side of the counter, either that or it looks like you just squashed a tomato on your counter… Using your spouses decapitated … Read more