The Moby Whisk is a mixing whisk that is made to look like a whale by using a whale tale as the handle along with two of the whisk wires shaped to look like fins. I’m not sure what our obsession is with mixing animals with kitchen tools and accessories is, such as the recent Loch Ness Monster ladle … Read more
The Taco Shell Toaster is a toaster that makes taco shells for you out of standard tortillas. No longer will tacos need to only be consumed on Tuesdays. Simply wrap a tortilla in the taco forming cage, slide it into the toaster, turn it on, and you will be consuming hard shell tacos in no … Read more
No longer will you need to keep your physics balls at your boring desk. Now you can play with your balls while you cook, while you eat, or while just passing by with the magnetic Newton’s cradle physics balls. Simply stick it right to your refrigerator, your filing cabinet, your locker, or really anything that’s … Read more
This question has puzzled mankind for ages, it’s such a tough decision, and one of the greatest first world problems of them all. Zach Golden, the author of ‘What The Fuck Should I Make For Dinner’ gives us a plethora of recipes to cook with descriptions and explanations that will make a sailor blush. Derived from … Read more
Mr. Sponge is a sponge holder that is a classy gentlemen that resembles the Pringles guy mixed with the Monopoly guy that holds your dirty sponge for you. Simply squeeze your sponge into the holder below his face, and he will then have a bow tie made from a filthy sponge. No longer will you … Read more
The Penguin Floor Cleaner Cover is a penguin that you can place over your Swiffer Sweeper or whatever floor mop or hardwood floor cleaner you use and will make it look like the penguin is sliding around on it’s belly as it would on the ice to clean your floor. Simply slide the penguin down … Read more
The Bacon Cooking Mug is a mug that you can drape sweet slices of bacon over and stick in the microwave for a quick delicious manly snack. The saucer connected to the bottom of the mug will catch all the grease so that you can either store it in a can by the side of … Read more
The diva washing-up sponge is a dish-washing sponge that is a diva with an afro and is sure to put a little soul back into your dishwashing experience to make it a little less depressing. No longer will you have to grab on to a sponge that’s more contaminated with bacteria than picking up your … Read more
Do you love tea? Do you love the sounds of a harmonica? Do you have endless amounts of money that you’re willing to spend on a kettle that makes a slightly different noise than normal ones? Well this one is for you! The Melodic Kettle is a tea kettle that has an attachment on it … Read more
The bloody hand glass is a pint glass that has a graphic of a bloody hand on it, and is perfect for people to use at the Halloween party you are throwing this year, assuming more people show up than your Mother and your Grandmother. No longer will you have to drink from a glass … Read more