Self Balancing Unicycle

Similar to the Segway, the SBU V3 is a self balancing unicycle that moves in whatever direction you are leaning, and is great for people who don’t want to take the time to learn how to ride an actual unicycle. With features like regenerative braking, torque control at the granular level, and an eerily silent … Read more

Umbrella Solar Charging Station

Sit outdoors on the patio and charge your tablet, smartphone, laptop, etc. using a solar panel on the top of the umbrella. An attached backup battery ensures you’ll have power even in overcast weather. Now you have no excuse to not have a screen in front of your fat sweaty face at all times, even … Read more

Star Theater Home Planetarium

Whip out the Dark Side of the Moon, and get out your bag of… chips… The Star Theater home planetarium will project up to 10,000 stars, planets, and moons onto your walls and ceilings. The planetarium also includes a set of 3D glasses to help boost start those shroo… chips… Check out the Uncle Milton … Read more

Middle Finger Car Message LED Display

Flip the middle finger via an LED sign to the jackass riding your ass behind you with the Thinkbay Novelty LED Car Sign Animated Facial Expression 5 message Remote control Display… Ya that’s what it’s called and it’s probably the longest product title ever! Update:The Middle Finger Car Message LED seems to be no longer available, … Read more

Electric Motorized Skates

The electric skates let you stroll around at speeds up to 8mph, but only if you are 180 lbs or under, this is not a toy for fatties. Sure they are expensive, but just think about all the ladies you will pick up at the beach with these babies on. There is not a woman … Read more