Muscular Arm Boyfriend Pillow

Sick of the puny arms of your regular fake boyfriend pillow? The muscular arm boyfriend pillow will protect you from everything your other fake boyfriend pillow could not, including but not limited to: scary movies, strange noises coming from the basement, ugly children, and rapists. The strong arm body pillow is a great gift for … Read more

Football Player Dog Costume

Like children, dogs can also live out your dreams that you weren’t able to obtain when you were younger and can therefore force them into a field of your liking to live vicariouslty through them. The football player dog costume is a great halloween costume for your dog and include them in the festivites this … Read more

Man In Gorilla Cage Costume

The man in a gorilla cage costume is a halloween costume made to look like you are being hauled around by a gorilla inside of a bamboo cage. Incase you are an idiot, the way it works is, you aren’t actually being hauled around in a cage, the human legs are fake, and the head … Read more

Bacon Dog Costume

The bacon dog costume is a halloween costume for your pet that makes them look like a giant piece of delicious tender bacon, and would be a great fit for your dog, cat or especially a little tea cup pig. The bacon dog costume comes in many different sizes so it will fit your tiny … Read more

Cheeseburger Earmuffs

You love cheeseburgers, we get it. We can tell by your walrus like physique, your sweaty body, and your poor posture. Well now in addition to piling greasy cheeseburgers into your pregnant sized belly, you can wrap them around your ears to keep you warm during those harsh Canadian winters. The cheeseburger earmuffs are earmuffs … Read more