Please Leave By 9 Party Banner

When you’re in your twenty’s, partying into the following morning is quite easy to do, and usually encouraged by the party thrower. But once you cross that 30 year-old threshold, you immediately start wanting to go to bed at a reasonable time, and your hangovers are about 20x worse. This unique party banner will help … Read more

These Hilarious NSFW Hot Dog & Marshmallow Roasting Sticks Are For After The Kids Go To Bed

Sure sticks and extendable forks are great and all for cooking hot dogs over a campfire, but what’s so funny about that? When the kids are gone to bed, that’s when the real fun begins, and what better way to make the campfire extra hilarious then with these hilarious NSFW hot dog roasting sticks. They’re … Read more

There Are Charcoal Underwear Pads That Neutralize Your Fart Smells

I think we’ve all been in a situation where you’d rather lose complete conciousness rather than taking one more breath of someone’s fart. Luckily, someone had enough of their spouses flatulence, and invented these ingenious charcoal underwear pads that neutralize the smell of farts before they ever leave the trousers of the fartee. Packs: 1 … Read more

Beer Mug Socks Are Now a Thing, and They Even Have a 3D Handle

I got on board with the chicken leg socks, the snack bag socks, and of course the shark bite socks. But I don’t think I’ve ever been more on board with a new up and coming trend than these 3D beer mug socks. They’re shin-high socks that are made to look like you have filled beer … Read more

Michelangelo’s David Dirty Light Switch Plate

This light switch plate has a design of Michelangelo’s David on it which has the hole for the light switch positioned ever so perfectly so that you are turning David on and off, not the light, it’s almost like someone planned it that way. If you have ever seen the actual David statue, this light switch … Read more

This Retro USB Powered Mini Desk Vacuum is Perfect For Your Coworker With a Filthy Desk

The mini desk vacuum is a small desk vacuum that is actually shaped like a stand up floor vacuum. Why swipe the crumbs on your desk with your hand into the garbage or onto the floor, when you can spend your next 10 minutes sucking them up with your new mini desk vacuum and then … Read more

These Toast Shaped USB Heated Hand Warmers Still Let You Type

On those cold days in winter at the office it sometimes seems like they put the air-conditioning on instead of the heat, and you usually feel that most in your hands. Typing while your hands are freezing is damn-near impossible. That’s why someone invented these USB heated hand warmers. Not only do they keep your … Read more

This Bob Ross Heat Changing Mug Makes a Painting Appear With Hot Liquid

Bob Ross is an icon that withstands the perils of time, and will forever be in our hearts, our imagination, our spirits, and on our coffee mugs. This amazing heat changing coffee mug has a picture of Bob Ross on the front of it, and when you add in hot liquids like coffee or tea, … Read more

This Chainsaw Turkey Carving Knife Lets You Take Thanksgiving To The Next Level

Carving the Turkey for Thanksgiving is a true honor for any man or woman, and should be taken extremely seriously. Assuming you have no backup Turkey, you have one opportunity to slice and carve it just perfectly, or your reputation with your family with be tainted forever. What better way to ensure you carve your … Read more