Giant Man Hands Gloves

“She had man-hands!”The man hands are giant oversized man hands that you can wear like gloves to make yourself look like a silly person with giant hands. The giant hand gloves most likely have no real world purpose other than slapping people, poking people, giving awesomely powerful high-fives, and creepily stroking peoples faces. Tired of … Read more

Sure Fuck Cologne

Similar to Sex Panther Cologne which 60% of the time, it works every time, Sure Fuck cologne works 100% of the time, as its name suggests. Not only does using this cologne guarantee you getting some action, but you also get a free condom so that you don’t accidentally create a baby you, which this … Read more

Wad Of Cash Wallet

The Wad of Cash Wallet is a wallet that makes it look like your’re carrying around a wad of 100 dollar bills that have a rubber band around them, but actually it’s a wallet that contains a dollar bill that’s ripped in half, 3 pennies, a coupon for 10% off your next cheeseburger purchase at … Read more