This Fat Guy Will Rub Condiments On His Chest For A Birthday Video

A perfect birthday gift for a friend that lives far away, or maybe you just don’t like them that much, this guy will record a short video of himself lathering his fat belly with ketchup and mustard while singing happy birthday to your friend for the small price of $18.79. Simply tell him the names … Read more

Pooping Dogs Calendar 2015

The Pooping Dogs Calendar is a calendar that features a new beautiful photo of a dog pooping each month. Perfect for dog owners, dog lovers, or people who just love watching dogs poop, the pooping dogs calendar is sure to brighten up your otherwise dreary and depressing office that seems inexplicably vacant of pooping dog … Read more

Giant 5 Pound Stress Ball

The giant stress and sensory ball is a huge 5 pound squishy ball that will help you squash that stress at work. Maybe you’re sick of screaming into a vase to calm your nerves when you get a pile of TPS reports that need to be filed by the end of the day, or maybe the desktop … Read more

Provocative Drink Coasters

The provocative drink coasters are exactly what they look and sound like, drink coasters with sayings on them that attempt to get your drink into bed, and will surely make your drink blush. A little more creative than your run-of-the-mill boring coasters you currently have in your house, the provocative drink coasters are perfect for … Read more

Puking Reindeer Ugly Christmas Sweater

If the humping reindeer ugly sweater wasn’t enough for you, how about this puking reindeer sweater, which coincidentally depicts what you’ll be doing in a few hours after entering the party. Featuring a red solo cup hanging from the antlers, along with a dirty song strung across it’s back, the puking reindeer sweater will make a … Read more