Calling all virgins! Calling all virgins! The Minecraft Steve Head mask is a great pick for a Halloween costume this year, assuming the party you will be going to will be a ratio of Male to Female 20:1. So assuming there are 40 Males at the party, the 2 females is actually equal to 1 … Read more
The one night stand costume is a halloween costume that makes you a night stand, as in one single night stand, a non plural night stand, there are no other night stands besides you, hence a “one night stand”. Unless some other schmuck decided to go to the party wearing a night stand as well, … Read more
Feeling as though our posts lately haven’t quite been odd enough to live up to our name, I present to you the dentures bracelet. The dentures bracelet is a bracelet of teeth that you wear around your wrist as if you are collecting a tooth from the people you have murdered, and is sure to … Read more
Whether you are looking to appear creepier than usual everwhere you go, stand awkwardly on a street corner for a few hours, are starting your own sex cult after watching Eyes Wide Shut, or just looking for your next Halloween costume, the long nosed Venetian Mask should suit your needs nicely. This basic mask comes … Read more
Make your cat an O.G. Kitty, make your dog appear to be from the inner city, when really he’s from the outer suburbs. Make your guinea pig look stupid, because why would a guinea pig be wearing a sweater. The pet hoodie sweatshirts are made from soft polyester and cotton and have ribbed sleeves to … Read more
Whether you are hiding your face from from the paparazzi because you are so popular, or shielding your hideous face from society because it is so grotesque, the Censor Block Sunglasses are for you. Theses glasses are great for looking important while you stand on the outside perimeter of the VIP area at your local dance club, petting … Read more
The Faux Real Boys 1970’s Hairy Chest T-Shirt is for boys aged 2-7 and is sure to be a hit with the ladies. Sporting the fluffed hamburger meat protruding from the collar, the gold peace chain necklace, the ultra retro suede vest, and the golden aviators, those diapers will be dropping to the floor the … Read more
Dress up as one of the nicest, kindest, most gentlest, yet hideously frighteningly, creepy, baby ruth loving monsters you have ever loved for your next halloween costume. Or if you’re into it, this could be your next roll playing costume with the lady… Or maybe she will wear it, whatever you’re into, I’m not here … Read more
Pretend your wrists are slit with the slit wrist bracelet, since apparently that’s “cool” now-a-days. Fashioned from solid brass and coated with thick glossy enamel, the slit wrist bracelet is sure to get you accepted into the emo clique at school. After this bracelet run’s it’s “cool” course, I suggest the next fad become shooting … Read more
Perfect for your next dubstep show, the light up tie screams “look at me”, which is what people will unfortunately have to do while you are wearing it, but luckily it will be dark so they won’t have to see your face. The light up tie comes in a plethora of different colors, and you can … Read more