This batman backpack is an officially licensed DC Comics backpack that comes fully equipped with a batman hoody, batman wings, and a batman utility belt so you can fight crime and be a vigilante while looking completely identical to the real batman. After your child has grown too old for the batman booster seat, give … Read more
Halloween has become filled with creative, hilarious, and pop-culture filled references that are putting a drain on America. Are you looking to make Halloween great again? This ride-on Trump Halloween costume will do the trick. Made to look like Donald J. Trump himself is giving you a piggy-back, this amazing costume is sure to be … Read more
Halloween is a scary time. There are so many scary ghouls and ghosts, witches and monsters walking around that it’s just plain creepy. But it’s all about getting that sweet sweet candy. You know what the scariest thing about Halloween is? When you look down at your boobs and discover that there are skeleton hands … Read more
The Christmas Vacation movies are all classics. Clark Griswold and family sure know how to do vacations. That is to say they don’t do very well at all. Their holidays aren’t much better. One of our all time favorite characters is Cousin Eddie. He’s all class. Like that Christmas when he was emptying his septic … Read more
There’s something quite magical about really terrible costumes. Like ones that really don’t make you think too hard to get it, are quite obvious what they’re supposed to mean, are quite cheap to buy, and are still quite hilarious. Take for example this breathalyzer Halloween costume. The breathalyzer costume is really just what it looks … Read more
Most costumes now-a-days require you to cover your face with a mask or some sort of apparatus. This is not only bad for breathing, but it also is hard to drink booze. Which is really what Halloween is all about. What happened to the nice and easy costumes that got a good laugh, and allowed … Read more
Burton is now offering the winter hats worn by the kids from Comedy Central’s South Park. The famous hats worn by Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are now available for everyone to wear with an extremely realistic look. Whether you’re looking for the Parka look from Kenny, a trooper hat from Kyle, or just the … Read more
These masks feature moving mouths that move up and down whenever you speak, making them seem extra realistic. How it works is, there’s a strap that connects to your jaw when you put the mask on, so that when your mouth opens, the mouth on the mask opens, and when your mouth closes, the mouth … Read more
How do you look completely fabulous while also looking like you could destroy puny humans in mere seconds? This LED light-up predator costume of course. Unlike the Predator motorcycle helmet we posted a while back that is just the helmet, this predator LED costume is a full body ensemble and uses an independent controller which … Read more
I know this whole transgender bathroom thing is quite the hot issue right now, but in reality, some people also identify as cats, so which bathroom are they supposed to use? I suppose there’s always the sandbox out back that they could probably use. With help identifying themselves as a cat, these cat people can … Read more