This midget little person Batman is here to hold your candy bowl to make sure each little child only takes one piece of candy this Halloween. Standing just 20 inches tall, with little stubby arms and legs, you can’t help but think he’s just a little cutey, when in reality he’s thinking of three different … Read more
This beach towel makes you into an action figure that’s still in it’s original packaging. The backdrop of the beach towel has a plastic-container-looking area where you would lay down and make a legendary pose where your action figure would sit, plus the rest of the towel is filled with cartoonish looking graphics that looks … Read more
This Batman logo is a multi-tool that you can attach to your Batman utility belt, or I guess just your key-chain to help you survive just like Batman would by opening beer bottles and unscrewing screws using a Phillips screwdriver. Granted unlike most multi-tools, this Batman one doesn’t do much as it has a bottle opener, … Read more
This Where’s Waldo wall mural fills your entire wall with a page right out of a Where’s Waldo book, and might just be the greatest thing ever! Although once you find him once, it might get a little old. This waldo wall decal will without a doubt make every new guest you have, go to … Read more
Toy makers sometimes have a tendency to make their toys a bit creepy and/or inappropriate, including Barbies that have fetuses in their stomachs, Hitler dolls, E.T. finger attachments that look like giant dildos, or a narwhal toy that stabs penguins with its tusk, but nothing is quite as blatant and just plain wrong as this … Read more
The Superman Helicopter is a remote controlled helicopter featuring Superman that is officially licensed by DC Comics. You already have the fortress of solitude (your Mom’s basement), now get Superman to accompany you. Accompanied by a Batman Helicopter and a Joker Helicopter so you can collect the whole set and have a duel to the … Read more
The splat and pow fly swatters bring us back to the old days of batman where instead of showing someone getting karate chopped in the throat by Robin, a big sign that says Pow, Kablamo, Plop, or Slosh would cover your screen, as the shear sight of violence in your home would set you off … Read more
The Batman Boomerang is an advanced returning boomerang for experienced throwers and is great for Australian Batman enthusiasts, Australian boomerang enthusiasts, or Australian Australia enthusiasts. If thrown with a medium toss with a slight angle and a medium release, this boomerang will come right back into your hands after decapitating a criminal or rapist. You … Read more
If you are looking for the most extravagant, over the top, flamboyant, yet manliest way possible to open your bottle of beer, then you may want to purchase Thor’s Hammer Bottle Opener. Become a God of beer with this bottle opener, which has a bottle opener built into the side of it so that instead … Read more
Spice up your Macbook with an Iron Man decal, and let everyone know how much of a nerd you are when you are sitting at the coffee shop attempting to write your novel, since you know… You can’t write a novel in private, you have to be in public at a coffee shop to write a … Read more