Sure Fuck Cologne

Similar to Sex Panther Cologne which 60% of the time, it works every time, Sure Fuck cologne works 100% of the time, as its name suggests. Not only does using this cologne guarantee you getting some action, but you also get a free condom so that you don’t accidentally create a baby you, which this … Read more

Torch LED Lighted Bicycle Helmet

The Torch Helmet is a bicycle helmet that has 10 integrated LEDs built into the front and the back that both help you see where you are going on your bike, and help you be seen by cars in the dark. The Torch Bicycle Helmet has four different light functions that include flashing and steady, … Read more

‘See You In My Dreams’ Nicolas Cage Pillow Case

Fall asleep each night with the one true God, Nicolas Cage, as he slowly lulls you to sleep until you appear in his dreams, stealing automobiles, banging transgender Thai hookers, dying each others hair, all while conspiring to steal important documents from the government. This one of a kind Nicolas Cage pillow case features the … Read more