While you’re at Christmas parties this year you’d like to remain under that mistletoe all night so you don’t miss out on any smooches by passerbyers, but you’d also like to be mobile so that you don’t seem like such a creep by staying under the mistletoe all night by yourself. This Christmas themed drone … Read more
You’ve seen the cheeseburger wrapping paper, you’ve seen the steak and cutting board wrapping paper, now it’s time to give pizza a chance to wrap your loved-ones gifts in a greasy yet delicious layer of curiosity. A perfect wrapping paper for any pizza lover you may know (which is most likely 98% of the people … Read more
There seems to be all sorts of Christmas decorations that you can place in and outside of your home, Christmas apparel and fashion accessories that you can decorate your body with, along with Christmas songs, Christmas costumes, and pretty much Christmas everything, but where’s all the knick-knacks and chotchkies for Thanksgiving? Well luckily the Thanksgiving … Read more
There’s nothing wrong with making your phone a little festive around the holidays, well, as long as it’s after Thanksgiving. People who start to decorate for Christmas before Thanksgiving are pretty much the worst people in the world. You know something else? Christmas themed car dealership commercials that air before thanksgiving should be considered treason. … Read more
Too lazy to go out to a thrift store to purchase that ugly Christmas sweater for the party you’re going to this year? Well this t-shirt will allow you to take the lazy way out by making you look like a fat hairy ugly man that is stuffed into a sweater vest, which will give … Read more
The Santaur is a Christmas tree ornament that is Santa in centaur form, which is the head, arms, and torso of Santa Clause, with the body and legs of a horse. No longer will Santa need his reindeer to travel around the world, he can simply use his magical and mythical powers to summon presents … Read more
If the humping reindeer ugly sweater wasn’t enough for you, how about this puking reindeer sweater, which coincidentally depicts what you’ll be doing in a few hours after entering the party. Featuring a red solo cup hanging from the antlers, along with a dirty song strung across it’s back, the puking reindeer sweater will make a … Read more
You know those light up reindeer people place in their yards that are just made from wiring and some lights? As a young stallion boy we used to run around our neighborhood and stack them up on each other like they are humping and run away giggling without a care in the world, that is … Read more
Salty the snowman is a transparent salt shaker that is shaped just like a snowman and is great for using during the holidays to store your salt and/or cocaine in. What better way to celebrate the holidays than to do a few snortskies with friends and family off of a decorative Santa slay that are … Read more
The word search wrapping paper is a set of gift wrap that has a ton of different letters on it that make up a word search game right on your gift. This way, while they wait to unwrap their gifts, the can pass the time by completing a word search puzzle. The word search wrapper … Read more