Finally you have a spot to devour your greasy cheeseburgers in peace. Simply place the cheeseburger bean bag chair in the corner of your room, haul over a plate full of triple-stackers, and consume the slithery burgers in the tranquility of the corner atop your fortress of greasiness. The cheeseburger bean bag chair is made … Read more
Do you love cheeseburgers? Do you want the world to know how far your love for cheeseburgers really goes? Without making them look at your obese body, they can now just look at the giant cheeseburger that is now in place of your head to know how much you enjoy the presence of cheeseburgers around … Read more
The Gamago burger flipper is a BBQ spatula shaped and etched to look just like the greasy cheeseburger you’re about to stuff into your fat mouth. You’re love for cheeseburgers clearly far outweighs the love for your family so why not make every item you use throughout the day look like a cheeseburger, such as … Read more
The cheeseburger sweatshirt is, as you can see, a sweatshirt with a giant graphic print of a greasy cheeseburger on it. For some reason people are fascinated with cheeseburgers, as the amount of cheeseburger products on the market is astounding, such as the cheeseburger socks, cheeseburger wrapping paper, or the cheeseburger earmuffs. When Americans aren’t … Read more
The cheeseburger socks are crew socks that make your legs look just like cheeseburgers, and if you are spotted wearing them by an obese lady in Walmart, just hope to God she’s not faster than you, or at least just hope her motorized cart is low on batteries. The cheeseburger socks will go great with … Read more
There’s nothing quite like taking a drunken trip to White Castle at 3 in the morning, walking through the drive-thru and ordering a crave-case that contains 30 hamburgers for you and your two friends to consume until you fall asleep with a hamburger in each hand, and wake up with soiled underpants, and the sweet … Read more
You love cheeseburgers, we get it. We can tell by your walrus like physique, your sweaty body, and your poor posture. Well now in addition to piling greasy cheeseburgers into your pregnant sized belly, you can wrap them around your ears to keep you warm during those harsh Canadian winters. The cheeseburger earmuffs are earmuffs … Read more