Are you sick of spraying a dirty aerosol can on yourself that smells like brunt diapers every time you want to step outside into the great outdoors? Are you sick of feeling like and smelling like a savage anytime you want to sit in your backyard and have a glass of wine or four while … Read more
I don’t know about you, but in the summer I tend to leave a light on out in the living room at night so all the mosquitoes and bugs in the house flock towards that instead of my tasty pale skin. I’m sort of a freak when it comes to bugs in the house. The … Read more
Similar to the moldy lunch bags, the sandwich bags with bugs are plastic lunch bags that have an image of a bug on them so that it looks like your sandwich has a giant cockroach on it. No longer will Bill the obese guy from accounting steal your sandwich every day (depending on how hungry … Read more
Have a girlfriend or wife that is deathly afraid of anything that is small, black, and has more than 4 legs? I sure do, and what better way to keep her on edge every single day than to use huge insects to hold up your child’s terrible drawings onto the bulletin board. Every time she … Read more
The splat and pow fly swatters bring us back to the old days of batman where instead of showing someone getting karate chopped in the throat by Robin, a big sign that says Pow, Kablamo, Plop, or Slosh would cover your screen, as the shear sight of violence in your home would set you off … Read more
Sometimes the greatest inventions are the simplest, take for example the sword fly swatter, which is basically a fly swatter that is shaped like a sword equppied with a true handguard incase the flies decide to fight back. No longer will you have to be bored with your fly swatting duties, pretend you are Peter … Read more
You know you’re a Minnesotan when instead of just putting on pants you need to put nets over your shorts to protect your from the mosquitos. It’s amazing that we can make seedless watermelon, be on the verge of curing cancer and aids, come close to making majestic creatures like the white rhino, and narwhals … Read more
The bug screen for cans will protect your sugary soda can or beer from terrible disease carrying mosquitoes and bees from hopping inside your can and spreading viruses, creating choking hazards, and causing girl like screams form occurring, plus it will make your can look like Hannibal Lecter. To use the screens, simply place it … Read more
Why are scientists still busying themselves curing cancer, curing aids, and creating seedless watermelons, when there are mosquitoes pestering everyone worldwide. The mosquito repellent incense sticks are bamboo sticks infused with citronella lemongrass, and rosemary, which is basically everything that mosquitoes hate. To use the mosquito repellent sticks, just light up a few of them around you … Read more