The Doodle Duvet is a is a duvet that you can draw on using special markers that can easily be cleaned simply by throwing it though the wash. Perfect for kids looking to express their artistict abilites on their bed rather than on the wall, men looking to draw boobs on themselves as they are laying under … Read more
The Dog body pillow is a life-sized Labrador that acts as a body pillow, and is a creepy replacement for lonely people that don’t want or can’t have a real dog, although it’s not quite as creepy as the Muscular Arm Body Pillow, or the Fake Girlfriend Body Pillow. Take solace in knowing your watch … Read more
Fall asleep each night with the one true God, Nicolas Cage, as he slowly lulls you to sleep until you appear in his dreams, stealing automobiles, banging transgender Thai hookers, dying each others hair, all while conspiring to steal important documents from the government. This one of a kind Nicolas Cage pillow case features the … Read more
You live the life of a worthless human during the day, so why not live the life of a worthless animal while you sleep. With the sloth sleeping mask you will appear to be a sloth, the laziest animal in the world to others while you slumber, and have the dreams of a sloth, hanging … Read more
The bedside shelf is a handy little shelf that connects right to the side of your bed and acts as a shelf to hold your TV remote, your phone while it charges overnight, your keys? Why would someone need to put there keys next to their bed? The urban shelf can also hold your tablet, … Read more
The condom sleeping bag is a sleavey, tubey, condom looking sleeping bag that comes with a pillow that looks like a condom wrapper, so while you’re sleeping you can just think of yourself as a tiny littler sperm. The condom sleeping bag and pillow are just a life-sized reminder to wrap it up before you … Read more
The portabable usb powered mini humidifier is a device that you can connect to a water bottle and will use the water from the bottle to add moisture to the air. Use the portable mini humidifier to help provide relief from a cold or flu, use it to mist cold water at you on a … Read more
The Pizza Bed is a hand made sleeping bag made from recycled quilts and satin sheets that, just like any other pizza place, is made to order, and charges extra for each topping. The pizza bed comes bare, with just the cheese, but you can purchase the pillow toppings from the same etsy store, and … Read more
The SleepPhones headphones headband is a new innovative headband that has a set of headphones inside of them so you can listen to music, podcasts, white-noise, meditation audio, or cult chants while you sleep, without making your ears bleed while wearing ear buds. The headphones headband comes in a plethora of colors to chose from … Read more
The carpet rug alarm clock is a concept designed by the designers: Sofie Collin & Gustav Lanberg and is a little alarm clock rug that you place by your bed and when the alarm turns on you have to get up and stand on it to turn the alarm off. Although, everyone knows that you will … Read more