Toilet Bidet Attachment and Toilet Night Light Combo

It’s true you don’t need a separate bidet in your bathroom to properly clean your under-carriage anymore, besides who has room in their bathroom to install a whole separate device that’s the size of a toilet? This bidet toilet attachment attaches right into your waterline, and connects underneath your current toilet lid. Not only is … Read more

FootMate: A Foot Scrubber/Massager For The Shower – Suctions To The Tub

The FootMate is a bath foot scrubber and massager that attaches pretty much anywhere in your bathtub using a bunch of small suction cups. To us it simply splash some of the included rejuvenating gel or soap onto the brush and rub your foot back and forth. Not only will it clean your feet, but … Read more

Poop Emoji Toilet Plunger

You’ve seen the giant poop emoji pool float, now it’s time to fight poop with poop with this toilet plunger that’s made to look like a poop emoji. Never will you see something this happy looking while simultaneously being dumped into frothy brown toilet water over and over again. Aptly named the Poo-Plunger, the poop … Read more

Know Thy Nuts: A Scrotum Shaped Bar of Soap On a Rope

Although testicular cancer month has just passed, we’ll post this anyway. Know Thy Nuts is a scrotum shaped bar of soap that’s attached to a rope, and is sure to keep your balls nice and clean and smelling nice, plus the rope assures that you don’t drop the soap, which assuming you’re showering alone shouldn’t … Read more

Pixelated Nintendo Cartridge Shower Curtain

This geeky shower curtain is made to look like a game cartridge from an old Nintendo system. You know, those cartridges that you had to blow in for a good 30 seconds every time you wanted to play a game. But then once that wouldn’t work, you had to prop the game down in the … Read more

Donald Trump Toilet Paper

When it comes to toilet paper, you really have a wide variety of choices of wiping your leftover feces onto the faces of politicians. You can wipe your ass with Hillary Clinton’s face, with Barack Obama’s face, with Mitt Romney’s face, you even have the option to clean your toilet with George Bush’s head. Well … Read more